Sing to tune: Old McDonald had a Farm. *he he*

Old Farmer Maggot had a farm,
Eyi eyi-o,
And on this farm he had an elf,
Eyi-eyi-o,
With a nance nance here and a nance nance there,
Here a nance there a nance everywhere a nance nance,
Old Maggot had a Farm
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a hobbit,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a pint pint here and a pint pint there,
Here a pint there a pint everywhere a pint pint,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a dwarf,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a grunt grunt here and a grunt grunt there,
Here a grunt there a grunt everywhere a grunt grunt,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a troll,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a smash smash here and a smash smash there,
Here a smash there a smash everywhere a smash smash,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a steward,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a pose pose here and a pose pose there,
Here a pose there a pose everywhere a pose pose,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a dark lord,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a evil laugh here and a evil laugh there,
Here a laugh there a laugh everywhere a evil laugh,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a orc,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a yell yell here and a yell yell there,
Here a yell there a yell everywhere a yell yell,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a wizzard,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a spell spell here and a spell spell there,
Here a spell there a spell everywhere a spell spell,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

Old Famer Farmer Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o
And on this farm he had a fangirl,
Eyi-eyi-o
With a squeal squeal here and a squeal squeal there, (everytime an actor came near)
Here a sueal there a squeal everywhere a squeal squeal,
Old Maggot had a Farm,
Eyi-eyi-o

~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*There you have it. My first humourous song. I don’t know if it is that good. But if you like it I will try to come up with a chapter 2. (Ringwraiths, Gollum, etc) Please review it and tell me if it was awful or even slightly funny!! Hope to see some reviews. Thankies!!~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*~`*