On our way to Mordor.... by EiamArwen
On out way to Morder yet we do not know the way
All Sauron really wants to know, is if Sam and I are gay
we do not know the way so we’ll have Goulloum lead us there, through the marshes to Mt. Doom
Here and there we go because a spider is chasing me
While Gollum sits, in a corner speaking quietly
He’s thinking up and evil plan, to steal the ring from Frodo’s hand On the way to Mt. Doom..
The Elvish cloaks will hide us, but only for so long
We try to book it thorugh the gates, but Gollum says we’re wrong
He says he knows another way, but it will take another day, on the way to Mt. Doom..
The Ring is in my hand while the great fire is down there
SamWise trys to throw it for me but I will not share
So Gollum comes and takes a bite, and Frodo casts with all his might, the Ring and Gollum to Mt. Doom!
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No reviews?!?!???!!!!??? This was hilarious! I loved it!