Peter Jackson
By Firniswin

Peter Jackson I am sorry to say,
You really made Tolkien fans pay.
We went to those movies that you call,
Based on classics works of art.
I am so sorry, but you broke my heart.
I read the books and I thought wow,
Why did you cut the characters out?

First there’s Tom,
We all think he is the bomb.
So why cut him out?
I just cannot figure it out.
Then there is Farmer Maggot,
He s really sweet, I thought he had it.
There is also Gildor, What is wrong with him?
He is so cool he should be in.

There is also Arwen at the ford,
Somehow that makes me bored.
She is not pretty I don’t think,
I wish her part would shrink.
What happened to the one?
Who really did help Frodo run?
Glorfindel, that’s his name,
Why did you not give him the fame?

Oh and Gladriel,
She acts like she is going to do a spell.
Everyone thinks of her,
As a witch, sorceress.
But of course you think Oh well.

Well there are more but I am through,
I wonder what you are up to?
Making movies oh so wrong,
It makes me wonder
What went wrong?

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