Pippin: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas . . .

Merry: especially apples . . .

Pippin: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas . . .

Merry: And mushrooms and cake and tomatoes . . .

Pippin: I like to ate, ate, ate aepples and banaenaes . . .

Merry: Hunh?

Pippin: I like to eet, eet, eet eepples and beneenees . . .

Merry: Peoples in bikinis?

Pippin: I like to ight, ight, ight iepple and binnighnies . . .

Merry: Benign eyes? Pip my boy, you’re losing it . . .

Pippin: I like to ote, ote, ote oepples and bononose . . .

Merry: Oh, no! Oats now! You eat like a pig. Or maybe a horse . . .

Pippin: I like to ute, ute, ute uepples and bunoonues . . .

Merry: Correction: You have lost it.

Pippin: I like to eat them all day long!

Merry: I think I’ll stick to apples . . .

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