Return of the King: Comentary by Bloombabe113
Scene with Smegol and Deagol in the Beginning:
~Well, you just stranngled your friend for a Ring. I don’t want to be your friend…
~Obviously when you said you’d be Best Friends Forever you only wanted the snazy friendship Ring..
Rohan
~Did anyone else notice a large dog walk by while they were talking??
Gondor–Minas Tirith
~Oh sure! In the FINAL movie Pippin reveals his hidden tallent…singing!
~Whoops! How did that not get edited out. Peter you missed Denethor eating messily! Re-cut! Re-cut!
Battle of Legolas vs. the Oliphaunt
~Sure Legsie! You can take an Oliphaunt 1000 times your size..
~AHEM! What was Peter Jackson thinking giving Legolas so few scenes?? When he is clealrly the main character!
~How on earth was this Legolas’s main scene?
The Black Gate of Mordor
~Well Aragorn, Eomer, (some flag dude), Gimli, Legolas, Gandalf, Merry and Pippin ride up to the gate and it just hit me…
Sauron: What do Three Men, Two Hobbits, a Elf and a Wizard come to Mordor?
Sounds a bit like guys entering a bar joke, don’t it???
~Facinating…The Eagles always help.
Gondor Renewed: Return of the King
~Sure Aragorn! The day you are crowned King you wash your hair!!
~Wow! Aragorn sings..what a day for him!!
~*ahem* Why was Legolas given a girlish crown…??..
~Evidence that Elrond has been there…A TIARA ON A MALE ELF!! (Watch out…dresses are next…)
~*hahhah* All the other Hobbits, once told they will be bowed to are humble, but Pippin is smiling like, “ohhh. Hahah. I like this!”
The Shire
~Wow, look mommy! All of Middle-Earth is ugly and destroyed and even immortal beings (elves) are fleeing and the Shire appears to be untounched!!
~Ladies, and gentlemen, mortals,immortals, hobbits, dwarves, gobblins, orcs, evil beings and any other creatures..Stand in wonder as the AMAZING Peter Jackson erases an entire chapter out of the book!
8 Comments
so true, so true…me and my friend did that thru the whole movie…i think we got the ppl behind us pissed 4 doin that…
Me and my friend thought the same thing..
i read this before going to see ROTK and i thought the same things as i was watching it 😉
wow, i thought the same thing, and i saw it before i read this and i was staring at that dog the whole time. i though i was the only one to notice. im not alone now. by the way, rotk is the best movie ever.
Hilarious! but too short…
Ha ha. I can totally relate to this commentary! I noticed the dog in the backround too! I agree w/ Leoglas being the main character too! *cough* hot elf…
hehehehe. awesome. yeah, i noticed the dog. kinda ugly thing, wasn’t he. i was angry at pete for cutting out the scouring o fthe shire. i love that chapter.
All of it: totally true. I thought much along the same lines as I watched ROTK. Nice job!