Day 1: In Rivendale and I don’t remember why…?

Day 3: Elrond summons a meeting…something about a ring. I don’t even know why it’s so important; and he tells me it’s a tacky ring anyway….I want nothing to do with this nonsense!

Day 4: At meeting! Elrond keeps doing that freaky eyebrow thing. He’s DEFINITLY not prettier than me! Yeah Like anyone is!

Day 7: Arwen sooo beautiful! Damn her!
Note to self: cut several bald spots into Arwen’s hair. Then do the same to Elrond just because.

Day 12: Out of Rivendale and prancing across country.

Day 14: Gandalf such a pain! Decides to do onto some snowy mountain! Snow fell on us, but luckily white is my color! Whoopee!

Day 17: Aragorn is so hot right now! I mean no he’s not! Dang it I hate when I write in pen and I can’t erase things!
Note to self: Pinch Gimli while sleeping, then pinch self for excitement!

Day 20: At Mines of Moria…Sooo dark in here. Little hobbits think they’re soo tricky putting knots in my hair when they think I’m sleeping and they know that even though I have 20 20 vision I can’t tell them apart in the dark! Sneaky little hobbits!

Day 23: Gandalf fell into shadow…little does the company know that that it wasn’t the Balrogs fault…I was mine! Well you see, Gandalf said that if I didn’t stop jumping out behind a rock and pretending I was a goblin that he was going to cut a chunk out of my hair…so when he was battling the Balrog I threw my brush at his head and… well…he fell.

Day 24: On our way to Lothlorien! In ways can kinda sucks because this is one of the many places that hardly anyone can tell me apart from Galadriel! I can see why…she’s so masculine, Just like me!

Note to self: I’m the prettiest elf in the fellowship! Sooo pretty Soo pretty, pretty prettttyyyy!

Day 25: Met Celeborn and Galadriel. She’s kinda weird! She just stands there and doesn’t move while moving her lips slowly as she talks. And I don’t think she knows, but it kinda freaks everyone out when she goes into their minds and zooms her face up real close…I mean if your gonna do that at least make sure you don’t have any black heads….take me for an example! Yep I’m perfecto!

Day 26: Aragorn and Boromir are playing hide and go seek with the little ones. But I’ve never heard of this version before. They just get some mushrooms and stick them in their pockets and tell the hobbits “now they’re hiding and you have to seek them”. Hummm…sounds fun! Considering playing later!
Note to self: play new version of hide and go seek with Gimli in the closet ALONE!

Day 29: Leaving Lothlorien! Thank GOD! I don’t know who Galadriel thinks she is, but almost every day she’s challenged me to a prancing contest! Like she would win anyway! Yeah right…we all know that I am the best prancer in ALL THE LAND!

Day 30: In boats rowing! Gimli working sooo hard to get us to shore! He’s sooo wonderful and wonderful and short. Sometimes when he’s sleeping I…..never mind that, I’m writing in pen; better not.

Day 34: Camping out. So lucky that I brought me and Gimli a portable blow up tent to sleep in together. Watching him sleep makes it such a beautiful process!

Note to self: Tuck Gimli in SUPER tight so he can’t get away so easily like last time.

Day 37: Sad news! Poor Boromir. He got shot down by some hoodlum Orcs in a run by shooting with arrows. At least he’ll always be in my heart as the man who got shot by some hoodlum orcs in a run by shooting with arrows.
Later: Can’t find Frodo or any of the other halflings. Oh well nothing else we can do. Now Aragorn wants us to go find them…don’t want to! But about an hour ago I found a note in my purse that said:

“if you want to see your precious brush again you must follow me and Gimli.”
From: ?
-I have no idea who would do something so terrible, so I better do as it says.