Smeagol Strikes Back by PreciousSmeagol
Gollum: *about to strangle Frodo* My Preci… *cough hack cough*
Peter Jackson: *Really mad* What do I have to do to make you take your cough medecine BEFORE we start shooting?!
Gollum: *whimpering* We knows, precious…but the nassty hobbitses… they stole it from uss!
Frodo: *gasp* We did no such thing!
Gollum: Yess you did, precious… and the nassty fat hobbit did, too!
Sam: THAT”S IT! *rips off prohestetic feet and stomps offstage*
Peter Jackson: Jesus, Gollum, that was the 327th Sam this week… we don’t have any more backups!
Gollum: *Looks up with big, sad eyes* Maybe nice director could see to it that Good Smeagol be the servant of the masster now… *Really thinking…(we gots rid of Sam, now we just have to get that fat elephant of a director to fire Frodo and WE be the masters then, precious…)*
Peter Jackson: *shakes his head as if defeated*
*Later*
Gollum:*Joyful, but strangely dressed like a hobbit* Yea! Now we sereves the master of the precious now! *does a strange little dance*
Peter Jackson: Places everyone… O.K… Action!
*Silence*
Frodo: Goll- I mean Sam! That’s your line!
Gollum: *shakily* We cannot do it master… it is too horrible…
Frodo: *Through clenched teeth* Say it or I’ll show everyone the picture of you and Borimir skinny dipping in the Forbidden Pool! *Pulls out the picture and smiles evilly*
Gollum: *Gasps, then frowns* Yess, master…. *clears throat* … Po-Tat-Eoes… mash ’em, boil ’em, stick ’em up Frodo’s ass-
Frodo: *Becomes red and turns to Peter Jackson* I….. QUIT! *walks out*
Gollum: *Mockingly* Oh, poor director, who will be the precious master now?
Peter Jackson: *Puts his head in his hands and says nothing. The people in the cast and crew begin to cross themselves, then say prayers for strength*
Gollum: We loves you, precious!
*The End*
9 Comments
Loved it!! Expecally the PO-TA-TOES boil ’em, mash ’em stick them up Frodo’s ass- that was great!!!
ssssss-so funny makes-ssss us-sss laugh it does-sss
That is really funny!Make another one like it!Keep up the good work 🙂
That’s really interesting.
“Gollum: *Gasps, then frowns* Yess, master…. *clears throat* … Po-Tat-Eoes… mash ’em, boil ’em, stick ’em up Frodo’s ass-”
I love that line!!! lol
Really funny! Good job. I think the little bit after the Po-tae-toes ….
Really funny! Good job. I think the little bit after the Po-tae-toes …. was really goood.
hahahahaha. awesome. great. fantastic. brilliant. every good adjective ever used. loved it! 😉 <><
*is laughing so hard she is actually in pain!*