Snow Day- Winter Diary of a Fangirl by Newra
6am
Blizzard last night, two feet of snow on ground. No school. Tried to go outside this morning in leggins and t-shirt but was stopped by Mom. V. v. upset. Tried to sneak out the back door later but was caught by Dad. Even more upset. Stupid parents do not realize that elves don’t feel cold. Duh!
10am
Went outside to have snowball fight with neighbor kids (parents made me dress warmly). My team was the Fellowship of the Ring. Kept giving orders in elvish and everybody left. V. strange. Won, but not v. surprised because I put curses in Black Speech on the other team. Later tried to walk on snow- did not work. Snow too powdery. Will try again later.
12pm
Mom and Dad told me to come inside and have something to drink. I insisted on hot applejuice to look like Miruvor. Parents v. confused. Took away applejuice after I sprayed orange-glow in it. Wasn’t glowing properly. Parents v. upset. Me v. upset. After trying (and failing) to walk on snow again, in leggins and t-shirt, was grounded. Must go pout. Wonder what Leggy would do in situation. Must ponder.
3pm
Parents decided I am not grounded after to listening to me wail in elvish for 3 hours straight. Go me! Put on leather boots, leggins, t-shirt, and cape under jacket to go see ROTK. So glad hair is blond. Almost got hit on by some girl who thought I was Leggy. Yay! ROTK v. v. good. However, have not broken record for most times going to see movie. Saw TTT five days a week since it came out in theaters. Must go see ROTK more. Must stop getting grounded! Went prancing outside movie theater afterwards, still cannot walk on snow. V. upset. Must lose weight.
6pm
Made own dinner of homemade Lembas bread. Tastes weird. Mom thought was messed up cornbread and almost choked. After a few bites, almost choked myself. Had to abandon elf cooking project. Must work on recipie for Miruvor, as applejuice does not glow properly without cleaning fluid. Must ponder.
9pm
Snow has given inspiration to totally re-do room while parents shoveling sidewalk. Went on CoE and printed out pics from gallery until printer ran out of paper. Managed to cover one wall of room. Looks v. nice. Mom and Dad freaked out as they had forbidden me to buy posters of LOTR. Told them was not posters, just paper. Parents angry, but will let me keep pics. Yay! Off to work on Sindarin lessons.
Want more? Hated it? Just let me know in your review! ~Newra
24 Comments
Sounds vaguely like….I don’t know…My fan fic! lol. Cool story. Have you read mine? did you like it?
i thought it was very funny almost had spaz attack
That is so funny! You really need to write more of these!!!
This has got to be the most rabid, random, obsessive diary I have ever read. Excellent work on creating this “fangirl” character.
chicks4…no, I don’t think I have read yours….I may have, though, I don’t remember. I’ve only read one other fangirl thing and I wasn’t trying to copy it….sorry….*blush*
That was so funny. I am dying of laughter*wipes tears from eyes* you have to continue this one!
LOL! I liked it! Please write more!
This was great! Do one (If possible) of other characters, example : aragorn, aragorn, or aragorn. do more anyways, even if they are just about legolas. pleeaaasssse?????
Loved it! really Really funny. Wish i could come up w/ stories like that.
HaHa. Its great-love it. very very funny. make me smile. happy now, even though Panthers are losing Super Bowl. Bad predictions. shouldn’ve gone with Patriots. grrr. anyways, enjoyed it very much
no no no!!!keep writing I thought that was wonderful!!!!
very, very funny too!
I like it…More Please!
I liked it, very funny lol
I like it! I REALLY want to hear more!!!
Oh, I love it! It’s great!! Yes, you must write more of this!! 😀
Is this true?
Oh, blonde hair. Can’t be then.
This is really funny and awsome! Write more!!!
WOW! this is a great story! i wish i could write like you. is this true? *weirdo lol*
Oh, I loved this!! I never know how long a fanfic has been out, but if you look at this and even care about what I think (I thing it is awesome!), then please write more!
hey that sounds like me and that was very good
Hee hee hee hee!!!! That was great!!! Did you honestly do all that stuf???? Too funny!!!!!
I want to hear more, I thought it was hilarious! great story!
Ohmigosh that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed SO hard!