The Amelia Poppy
Interviews:
Sam

by Alex and her dorky sidekick ‘Pauwa’
(AUTHOR’S NOTE: FEAR.)

… fellowship is walking through the forest when Sam (sobbing over Frodo) disappears….

Gimli: Finally! That pervy hobbit is gone! I was getting sick of him trying to cuddle with the other hobbits… *ponders this for a moment* *shudders*

Gandalf: *ignoring the dwarf* Oh well, he was not very important. All he did was giggle and cuddle… and before Frodo left he was trying to whispering sweet nothings in Frodo’s ear… *shudders*

Fellowship: ewwww…. *shudders*

….meanwhile….

Amelia Poppy: EWWWwwwWW!! I didn’t mean to bring this little pervy hobbit….

Sam: WHERE’S FRODO?!?

AP: Just what I need…another glitch in my program! YARG! First, it’s cheese in my hair, then MY Frodo is stolen, then…

Sam: JUST A SECOND HERE. YOUR FRODO? SINCE WHEN IS HE YOUR FRODO???! I’VE KNOWN HIM LONGER. :-P””Thhbbt.

…suddenly…

Alex: *pops in from nowhere* You’re both mistaken! HE’S MINE!! *disappears again*
Sam: Oh I’ve heard Frodo talking about her! OOoohhhh… boy howdy I sure do hate her!

Alex: *pops in again from nowhere* >:-p -*thbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!!!!!!!!!* *disappears*

AP: Hump. Heeey…Sammy, c’mere darlin’! I’ve got us a plan.

Sam: *looks wary* What?

AP: Hee hee. Let’s get together and capture Frodo…and if you help me, I’ll share him with you! So, whaddaya say?

Sam:(who isn’t so bright) YEAH! As long as I get him Monday, Wednesday, Friday!

AP: Deal. *crosses fingers behind back*

Both: *devious evil grins*

AP: First…. we’ll need a big vat of cheese… some rope… and bait… like ALEX!!

Sam: AND A SPATULA!! *grins* and a new frying pan too! I dented this one up on Boromir…Heh. That dude has one hard head.

Pauwa: *randomly drops in* I’ll take that thank you. *whomps Sam on head* *pan cracks* It looks like you have a harder head!
*is gone*

Sam: huh uh wuh guh guh? *passes out*

AP: UGH! Why I oughtta…Sam! Sam! Wake up!

Sam: *still unconscious*

AP: hmm…. heh heh… SAM! WAKE UP IT’S FRODO!

Sam: *suddenly revives* *jumps up moving wildly around the room* WHERE!?!??!

AP: Right here. *holds out adorable Frodo doll*

Sam: *SNATCH* Awww…*sniffles* it’s soo cuuute. *hugs*

AP: *shakes* Ew. Stop cuddling it you…sicko. 😛

Sam: Oh..uuhhh… well let’s get the stuff and kidnap Alex…

….. AP and Sam set off to fulfill devious scheme….

…….to be continued……..