Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the third chapter of the Angband Support Group!

Chapter 3

(The next day)
Rooster: Cock-a-doodle doo!
Gothmog: Shut up! (throws a shoe)
Rooster: Squawk!
Sam: Shhh! Mr. FrodoÂ’s sleeping.
Frodo: Get away from me you creepy little person!
Sam: Where?!
Frodo (pointing at Sam): There!
Sam (looking around): Where?!
Frodo: Argh! (he stumps out)
Sam: Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo!
Frodo (poking his head back in): What is it Sam?
Sam: I thought I lost you.
Frodo: Not again! (leaves for the Green Dragon)

2 hours later

(They all walk out of the Green Dragon moving West. 30 days later they reach Rivendell)

Elrond: Welcome!
Gothmog: Save it shorty. WeÂ’re just passinÂ’ through.
Elrond: Humph!
Arwen: Daddy!
Elrond: Oh. Hello Arwen.
Arwen: How are my stupiÂ…erÂ…dear brothers?
Elrond: Oh, thereÂ’re fine.
Frodo: Hello.
Elrond: Oh itÂ’s you again! Last time you were here you looked half dead. In fact you were half dead!
Frodo: Quiet.
Arwen: DonÂ’t you give orders to my daddy!
Legolas: Can we go now?
All: NO!
Legolas: How ‘bout now?
All: NO!!
Legolas: *sigh*
*long pause*
Arwen: ‘bye daddy!
(They all leave)
Sam: da-da, da da-da-DA! da, dee, dum daddaÂ’ dee!
Frodo: What?
Sam: ThatÂ’s our theme song.
Frodo: RightÂ…
Legolas: Sugar Cane from Dunland!
Gothmog: Hide!
Frodo: But sugar cane is good!
Legolas: Yeah! AND IÂ’m prettier then sugar cane.
Arwen (muttering): Not when I get through with you, sissy boy.
Legolas: What?
Arwen: What?
Legolas: What did you say?
Arwen: Me?
Legolas: Yes, you.
Arwen: Nothing.
Legolas: Humph!
Faramir: Listen heroic music!
All: ohhh!
Frodo: It’s that one song… “The Ring Goes South” by Howard Shore.
Sam: Listen more heroic music!
Gothmog: Mr. Author!
Author: Yes, Gothmog?
Gothmog: Can you keep the music down? ItÂ’s distracting the hobbits.
Author: Oh yeah. Sure. (turns off music)
Gothmog: Thank you!
Legolas: IÂ’m prettier then Author!
All: *gasp!*
Frodo: Are those lightning clouds?
*craackkkkk! BOOM!!!*
Frodo: You sure do a good burnt chicken impression, Legolas.
Author: No one is prettier then me!
Legolas: X_X
(The next day finds our heroes walking across green hills in Rohan)
Sam (dancing): The hills are alive with the sound of music!
All: O_o
Arwen (O_o): WhaÂ…
Sam: Oklahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!
Legolas: Short stuff has finally lost it.
Sam: IÂ’m singinÂ’ in the rain! (gets hit by lightning bolt)
Author: I never could stand Hobbits singing oldies.
Sam: IÂ’m stinkinÂ’ and in pain.
Frodo: You never said a truer word.
Sam: What?!
Frodo: You smell.
(Eomer rides up with his minions)
Eomer: What business do you have in Rohan.
Túrin: None of your business.
Eomer: Smart huh? Take them away!
Faramir: But IÂ’m your brother-in-law!
Eomer: An in-law! YouÂ’ll rot in prison for a year!
Faramir: NOOOOO!!!
(They are dragged off to jail.)

What will happen to our heroes? Will they escape? Will Eomer allow them to have cheese with their whine? Find out next time!

The End?