Chapter one!!!
The day elrond got whacked around the head with a large candlestick

Once upon a time. In Rivendell, a rather loud girly scream filled the air. Running footsteps could be heard running through the corridors. Everyone was gathering around Elrond who had just been whacked around the head by a candlestick by a mysterious elf.
“Are you alright daddy!?” squealed Arwen as she arrived.
“Of course I’m not flipping alright! I’ve just been whacked around the head by a rather large candlestick by a mysterious elf!” Elrond yelled at her rubbing his head where the person hit him with the rather large candlestick!
“I was only asking daddy! No need to get your knickers in a twist!” Arwen snapped feeling really hurt. The twins helped their farther up off the floor trying to hide a smirk.
“So who was this mysterious elf dad?” one of them asked. It was kind of hard to tell which one ’cause they’re twins.
“How should I know? I was just walking to the healing room and a cloaked figure walked pass me and whacked me over the head with a large candle stick!” snapped Elrond brushing down his robes.
“I was only asking,” muttered one of the twins. Estel walked up from around the corner.
“Which fair maiden is in need of her knight’s help!?” he asked holding his head up high.
“It was daddy Estel!” sniggered Arwen and the twins. Estel went very white. Before saying so everyone could hear.
“Elrond screams like a girl!!!” he yelled and everyone burst out laughing.
And that was the day that elrond got whacked around the head with a large candlestick!

((more chapters coming up!!!)