Gandalf: Guys, guys!

Sam: Not now, Gandalf, I’m busy looking at combs for hobbit feet. Which color should I get?

Gandalf: Well, that blue one-now stop it, I’m serious, you have to listen to me!

Sam: Yeah, yeah.

Gandalf: Legolas, please!

Legolas: Gandalf, if you want to buy something, you must stand in line.

Gandalf: I don’t want to buy anything! I have to tell you-

Legolas: Later, dude, can’t you see I’m busy?

Gandalf: Ugghhh! Aragorn, surely you’ll listen to me!
Aragorn: Shhhh! Can’t you hear, they’ve got Cher on the radio! I wanna listen.

Gandalf: Listen to *me*! I’ve got something important-

Aragorn: It can wait, I’m busy!

Gandalf: Frodo, this is a matter of-

Frodo: A matter of nothing, I wanna read this magazine!

Arwen: Gandalf, either you buy something, or I’m afraid you’ll have to leave.

Gandalf: Arwen, you must listen to me, the president-

Arwen: Are you gonna buy something or not?

Gandalf: (grabs the first thing he can get his hands on, which is a wig that looks like Legolas’ hair) Sure, I’ll buy this. Now listen-

Arwen: Will that be cash, or credit. We don’t take checks.

Gandalf: Credit, now listen-

Arwen: That’ll be $4.75.

Gandalf: Sure, here’s my credit card.

Arwen: Hey-you’re purple! I’ve got a purple too!

Gandalf: Yes, who cares!

Arwen: So, I like, pina colodas, and-

Gandalf: I couldn’t care less!

Arwen: Well then you’d better find another purple buddy, ‘cause I ain’t for you!

Gandalf: Arwen, listen to me!

Arwen: Talk to the back, the front ain’t listening!

Gandalf walks out of the shop, and looks around for someone he knows, so he can tell them. Meanwhile………….

George W. Bush: I wonder where this came from.

Gollum: What is that, President?

GWB: What! What are you doing here?

Gollum: Give that to us, precious.

GWB: No, it belongs to me, you can’t have it!

Gollum: But today is our retirement day, and we wants it.

GWB: I already gave you a retirement present! It was more than I could afford!

Gollum: But we wants that! Arrrggggghhhhhhh! (He tries to choke the President, but he gets kicked out of the office)

GWB: It’s mine. My own. I love it.

Rumil: Today in the news, one of the men-well, not exactly a man, but one of the people that ran against Bush made an attempt on his life today. More details from Haldir, over to you.

Frodo: (Flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me.

Arwen: (flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me.

Aragorn: (flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me.

Legolas: (flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me.

Sam: (flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me.

Gandalf: (flips TV off) I wonder what is was that Gandalf wanted to tell me. Oops, wrong line.

Will Gandalf ever get though to everyone? Will Gollum try to take the ring again? Or will the president be ruined? Review or I’ll make something awful happen to the world, mwahahaha!