I don’t own the plot of anything that has to do with “Lord of the Rings”

Characters:
Galadriel- Heather
Sauron- Hunter
Isildur- Gavin
Gollum-Johnathon
Bilbo- Taylor
Frodo- Katy
Gandalf- Mitch
Sam- Crissy
Rosie- Ricky
Merry- Kennedy
Pippin- Eric
Saruman- Courtney
Ringwraiths- Hall Moniters
Strider/Aragorn- Bug/Sarah
Butterbur- Blake
Arwen- Steel
Elrond- Shelby
Boromir- Carey
Legolas- Marissa
Gimli- Zachery
Haldir- Elizabeth
Celeborn- Cutter
Lurtz- Justin

Heather:
The School has changed
I feel it in the classrooms
I feel it in the halls
I smell it in the Cafeteria

(A/N: Well duh! It’s always in the Cafeterias. That’s why we can smell those Chicken Sandwiches all the way to the Band Hall.)

Much that once was is lost… For none now stay who remember it.

It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 were given to Theater: Actors, Drama Queens, and most talented of all students
.
7 to Orchestra: Great violinists and most skilled of the school

And 9…9 rings were gifted to Choir and Band. Who above all else desire popularity.

For within these rings was bound the strength and responsibility to govern each elective.

But, the stupid part was that they were all cheated. ‘Cause another Ring was made.

In the land of the lobby, in the fires of the office, this mean kid named Hunter forged a head ring, to control the others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his lies, and his will to dominate all students

One School Ring to rule them all.

Oh yeah, he was doing a lot of dumb stuff. Beat up the nerds, Cheat on tests, took the cheerleaders as his girlfriend…

Readers:
We get the idea!

Heather:
Sor-ry! Anyway, one by one, the free classes of Cinco Ranch fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who thought it was the stupidest thing they ever heard in their life.

So a group of Theater and Band Kids teamed up, and marched against the students of the lobby. And on the halls of the office, they fought for the freedom of Cinco Ranch

Shelby:
All right, start throwing spit you dumb oompa loompas. And don’t you try and hit my head!

(A spit wad almost hits her)

Thrower: Dang it! Missed!

Victory was near… but the power of the Ring could not be reversed.

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Gavin, brother of the President of the band hall, took up his brothers pen.

Hunter, the bully of the free students of Cinco Ranch, was defeated.

The Ring passed to Gavin. Who had this one lousy-no-good-dumb…

Readers:
Here we go again

(10 minutes later)

Heather:
… ugly chance to destroy cheating forever. But the hearts of his kind are easily corrupted. And the School Ring of Power has a will of it’s own.

It betrayed Gavinto be expelled. And some things that should not have been forgotten, were forgotten anyway.

History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half weeks, the School Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new student

Creepy Voice: My homework.

Ugh. No wonder it says “Creepy” up on that line. So anyway, the School Ring came to the student Johnathon, who took it deep into the showers of the locker room. And there, it consumed him.

Johnathon: It came to me. My own. My love. My own. My homework.

The School Ring brought to Johnathon an unnatural long school week. For 5 weeks it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Johnathons showers, it waited.

Darkness crept back into the halls of the school. Rumor grew of a bully in the East Halls. Laughters of a nameless fear. And the School Ring of power percieved. It’s time had now come.

It ditched Johnathon. But something happened then the School Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely student imaginable.

Voice:
What’s this?

A 6th grader. Taylor Toliver of Social Studies.

Taylor:
Ah sweet! A ring!

Johnathn (VO):
Lost! My homework is lost!

For the time soon come when 6th graders will shape the fourtunes of all.

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