Day 30:
Yay! Just got this cool journal. I’ll be sure to put it to good use. Anyways, we left Lothlorien today. Galadriel gave me a bow as a parting gift, but I think it’s a really, really big comb. I tried to comb Gimli’s beard with it, but he smacked me and muttered something in Dwarvish. It’s not like it would have made him look better anyways. Hmmmph.

Day 35:
Yay! I’m pretty! ….ahem….well, anyways. We arrived at Amon Hen today. Sam made a wonderful cony stew, but he freaked out when he found one of my long, beautiful strands of hair in it. Stupid Sam….I think he’s a bit odd, if you know what I mean. Anyways, today when I was…What was that? I think I just heard Boromir scream bloody murder. Either he found Frodo and Sam in the bushes, or he was just shot 3 time by Lurtz. Excuse me while I go investigate.

Day 36:
Boromir was shot 3 times by Lurtz. I should’ve seen it coming. Oh well! Can’t save them all. But on the bright side, I did manage to take the rest of his shampoo. Yay me! Oh yeah, Frodo and Sam left us.

Day 37:
I wonder why Frodo and Sam left us. I mean, why would they want to be all…alone….oh my God….

Day 38:
Hey, we got a post card from Frodo and Sam today! Lovely to hear from them, but seeing a picture of those two in speedos drinking Pina Coladas on the rocks of Emyn Muil is just disturbing. So is the little peeping tom behind them. Did they not know that Gollum was behind them the whole time? Geesh!

Day 45:
Finally arrived at the Plains of Rohan. I am so looking forward to going to the Gap! I could use some new tights and a cool new tunic. When we got there, some Eomer guy tried to threaten my dear Gimli. That’s a big no no. I showed him! Yay me!

Day 46:
Aragorn’s been hanging around that Eowyn a lot these past two days. Wait ’till Arwen finds out! Bwaahaahaa!

Day 47:
Hey wait a minute! This isn’t the Gap! It’s the Gap of Rohan! But Gimli told me that….grrr! Oh well, maybe I can share hair care tips with Eowyn! Yippee!