Of course I own none of the characters involved in this story (that happy privilege belongs to J.R.Tolkien and J.K.Rowling of course) except Tanja and the groupies wherever they turn up, so hands off!

*One of the many empty classrooms in the dungeons at Hogwarts. *

Hermione: okay then…lastly it says to add a pinch of late blooming lily pollen to make the spell complete.

Harry: Right…pollen….

Hermione: In that blue pot over there.

Harry: thanks…er…Hermione remind me what we’re doing this for again?

Hermione: We’re doing this Harry so that it produces a transporter rock so you’re not late for any more lessons!

Harry: oh…. right…here’s the pollen.

Hermione: Thank you*She adds the pollen to the potion and returns to the spell book. As soon as she turns away the potion starts to bubble ferociously then there is a bright flash and the purple potion has evaporated*

Hermione: Oh crap.

Harry: What?

Hermione: There’s one more ingredient we missed out.

Harry: oh dear…. So what now?

Hermione: So now anyone within 100 metres of us down here is going to end up somewhere miles away without any idea how to they got there or how to get back.

Harry: But the only person down here at this time of night is-

Hermione: Snape…. oh dear…

Harry: oh crap.

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*Snape is walking back to his office when he hears talking coming from on of the spare classrooms at the end of the passage, who could be down here at this time of night apart from him?
No prizes for guessing.
Potter.
As he walks down the passage to catch Harry in the act of what ever he was doing at that time of night in his dungeon-not that he cared anyway in the slightest- the torches are blown out and it suddenly gets very cold (even more so than usual)*

Snape: What the….

*There is a bright white flash and he was standing on top of a hill facing a large white city built into the rock face behind it.
Where the hell am I? He asked himself.
This certainly wasn’t Hogwarts anymore.
How on earth did he get here?

Gondor Knight: Halt! Who goes there?

This is not my day… he thinks as the knight approaches him.

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