The Party,Episode I:Misreading the Spell by loony_elf_lover
Of course I own none of the characters involved in this story (that happy privilege belongs to J.R.Tolkien and J.K.Rowling of course) except Tanja and the groupies wherever they turn up, so hands off!
*One of the many empty classrooms in the dungeons at Hogwarts. *
Hermione: okay then…lastly it says to add a pinch of late blooming lily pollen to make the spell complete.
Harry: Right…pollen….
Hermione: In that blue pot over there.
Harry: thanks…er…Hermione remind me what we’re doing this for again?
Hermione: We’re doing this Harry so that it produces a transporter rock so you’re not late for any more lessons!
Harry: oh…. right…here’s the pollen.
Hermione: Thank you*She adds the pollen to the potion and returns to the spell book. As soon as she turns away the potion starts to bubble ferociously then there is a bright flash and the purple potion has evaporated*
Hermione: Oh crap.
Harry: What?
Hermione: There’s one more ingredient we missed out.
Harry: oh dear…. So what now?
Hermione: So now anyone within 100 metres of us down here is going to end up somewhere miles away without any idea how to they got there or how to get back.
Harry: But the only person down here at this time of night is-
Hermione: Snape…. oh dear…
Harry: oh crap.
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*Snape is walking back to his office when he hears talking coming from on of the spare classrooms at the end of the passage, who could be down here at this time of night apart from him?
No prizes for guessing.
Potter.
As he walks down the passage to catch Harry in the act of what ever he was doing at that time of night in his dungeon-not that he cared anyway in the slightest- the torches are blown out and it suddenly gets very cold (even more so than usual)*
Snape: What the….
*There is a bright white flash and he was standing on top of a hill facing a large white city built into the rock face behind it.
Where the hell am I? He asked himself.
This certainly wasn’t Hogwarts anymore.
How on earth did he get here?
Gondor Knight: Halt! Who goes there?
This is not my day… he thinks as the knight approaches him.
44 Comments
What does everyone think of it so far?
L.E.L.
Haha, too funny! Who woulda thunk it? But there has to be more. Gotcha? Great! Can’t wait!!
YAY! I loved it!
Please write more. I would really like to know what happens next. I am a fan of both Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. By what I read it looks like it is going to be very funny. Keep going. 🙂
Please write more. I would really like to know what happens next. I am a fan of both Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. By what I read it looks like it is going to be very funny. Keep going. 🙂
Continue, please! I love it….. cute idea….
Great start!
Can’t wait to find out what happens next….hope it’s something really gross!
Cute! Keep up the good work!
lol. that is funny. good job…and good ideas. write more.. and more and more…lol
thanks to all who reviewed! i’ve just put part two up so enjoy!!!
L.E.L.
very interesting……….but th language is a little more modern than is appropriate for the place in th Hogwarts section. still, CONTINUE!! now ya got me hooked!
Mmmmm a party….tipsy Elf…..have I got an invite?
Another great chapter, looking forward to the next!
Too hilarious(sp?)!
hehehe! its so cute and funny….. I love how snape was like: dont invite potter!
So funny! pleez do more!
LOL I LOVE it! Even though I’m not a big HP fan, I stil think it’s really funny. I can’t wait for more!
*snicker*I like it!
HEHEHE G8!!!!!!! can u leave a message 4 me wen ders more… PLEASE??????????
HAHAHAHAHA itz really funny
Keep it up!
Snape seems awfully….. nice….
Great story though! V. Funny! LOL!
I love it!! It made me laugh and that is saying alot becouse I am sick and not in the mood to laugh but I LOVE it!! Please post more. Pm me when you post the next part please.
LOL!! That was really good – are you doing any more?
This is hilarious!! Please write more soon!!!!
thanks all for reviewing! i am currently typing out chapter 4 (right now actualy!) so it should be here soon!
So Incredibly funny!!!
to say the least quite funny, can’t wait till you write the next chapter!
next chapter is now up!
Ok, at first I didn’t get it, but then I started laughing so that’s all well and good. I’d rank it up with Monty Python. That’s a good thing, only please don’t use cussing, it makes it soulnd like you have no inteligence at all which I am sure is not true because anyone brave enouph to post something has got guts.
very good btu it need more chapters. add some more please.
Very wierd, but good nonetheless. Keep it up! Cheers- Elf771
Pretty good! You should continue writting, it’s quite entertaining.
Nice.
I don’t think you got the character of Snape right, tho. He’s just not Snapey enough. And how did the other HP chars get there? No explination of that what so ever.
might as well finish it
Cool *grins evily*.
Please write more! I REALLY am getting tired of reading the same three chapters over and over. It makes me feel insane to be laughing over the same jokes all the time. PLEASE WRITE
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!! VERY funny story! Write more soon please!!!!!!!
This is really funny so far. It might be nice if you explained how the HP crew got there (more potions, spells from Dumbledore, etc.) Depending on how they got there, it might be funny if Harry crashed the party. Please post again soon!
awsome i totally love it write more soon!!!
Thank you all sooooo much for your support, even though i havent updated for months! i submited the next part the other day, and just one more thing, Harry does crash the party!
laters.
L.E.L.
ROTFLMBO!! This is TOO funny…
Glad you like it! 😉
🙂
It seems alright so far but Hermione (in my opinion) isn’t the sort of person to say, “Oh crap.” And neither is Snape. But so far so good
this is a good story … so when you going to had much??????