Day 37

Arrived at home faster than I thought we would. Eowyn is still unconscious. Now my little shoulder angel is nagging at me. DamnÂ… better wake up. Found memo on my palantir. EomerÂ’s coming over tomorrow. GodÂ…

Day 38

Eowyn is still conked out. Very bad. Decided to make a puppet out of her. Squished all her makeup onto her face. Looks very good. Eomer didnÂ’t question that his sister is unconscious, only why she went make-up crazy. Told him donÂ’t know.

Later

Eowyn woke up in the middle of dinner at a fancy restaurant. Had her head in soup and dragged me home, twenty miles, by my ear. Eomer tagged along, laughing. Note to self: Put dead rats under EomerÂ’s pillow. Eowyn tied me up and made me listen to dreary music and watch Barney, Middle-Earth style. Horrible.

Day 39

Theme song still ringing in my head. Eowyn went off “shopping”. Arwen came later in the day to complain that Aragorn was gone. Put one and one together and predicted that Eowyn cheated me! Feeling a pout coming on. Arwen’s pretty nice too. Thinking about divorce with Eowyn if this happens again.

Day 40

Eowyn came back. Found Arwen and I in the closet sleeping. Managed to tear ten locks of her hair out before she left. Eowyn is quite angry with me but I blame it on her. She decided this stress wasnÂ’t going to work for her hair, because she lost some more. She is going to Rohan for a week. Party!!

Day 41

Got an invitation for rock climbing Minas Tirith from Aragorn. Not so sure. Last time, I landed on one of those pointy headed guards. Last time, I also kicked my brother off the parapet accidentally.

Later

We bought safety equipment. Last time, Eomer fell off the rope and landed on a little old lady and a guard wearing one of those pointy hats. I panicked and kicked Aragorn right off the line last time. Decided that I should go last this time. ArwenÂ’s off shopping at Rivendell Mall.

Day 42

In hospital. This time Eomer panicked and kicked me right off the line onto one of those pointy headed guards. Aragorn also managed to kick Eomer off and landed on me. Very painful, considering that Aragorn fell right after Eomer and landed on us. Next time, IÂ’m going first.

Day 43

Very happy. Eomer got a few broken ribs, because Aragorn landed on his chest when he fell off. Found out last night that Aragorn had half a brick in his trousers. Little shoulder angel is nagging at me again. Flicked it off and squished it with my tray. Feeling very good.

Day 44

Out of hospital. Decided that kicking those pointy headed guards and dropping rocks onto their helmets is fun. Aragorn made new rule that while rock climbing Minas Tirith, never kick and always use safety equipment. Like we didnÂ’t use that this time.

Day 45

Got an invitation to meet Eomer and the rest at the White Tower. Trashed AragornÂ’s home. He didnÂ’t care and broke all of ArwenÂ’s pottery. Good riddance, since they are an eyesore.

Day 46

Wandering around. Crazy father opened an explosive store in Minas Tirith. Brother opened an armor store that deals with UruksÂ’ arrows. Crazy kin. Bought some armor for one bronze coin from brother and bought exploding mouse traps from father.

Day 47

Exploded EowynÂ’s cupboard of poison ingredients. Very satisfied. Whole kitchen caught on fire. Eowyn is going to kill me. Managed to put it out with mud. Mud is my new best friend.

Day 48

Decided sleeping with mud wasnÂ’t such a good idea. Creepy crawlies are everywhere now. Bought some exploding bug traps from father and exploded the bugs. Found out that powder was made of poison ivy. Very very itchy. Must not buy from father anymore.