Remember our poor Orc (a veggie)
Dragged off by Teach who called him Reggie
Well he escaped from her detention
One day when mistresses attention
Was focused cleaning her sword hilt
And dreaming of a man in kilt

Reggie met a high-voiced troll
A rather sad and solemn soul
Who said “I don’t know why you’re glum
You think you have got problems chum?”

You see I thought it would be cool
To go and scare some kids at school
But that desire was quite frustrated
In fact I ended up castrated

The moral of this tale is plain
Messing with Miss just causes pain
This lesson had best be remembered
Or else you will end up dismembered!