How sad to be a veggie Orc
who, with neither spoon nor fork,
whilst eating taters, senses danger
In the form of one hot sexy Ranger
Lower limbs are clad in kilt
A pretty sight (he is well built!)

And in his wake that fearsome creature
The 40-ish sword wielding teacher
School marm or even school mistress
Who likes the Ranger’s style of dress

The little Orc lets out a sigh
As Ranger screams “Prepare to Die!”
He’s stopped from putting in the boot
By Teach’ who says Awww, but he’s cute!

“Let him go free, no, on reflection,
I’ll take him home for my collection!
I’ll teach him proper table manners.”
“Just kill me now!” the poor Orc stammers

She grabs the Orc then says “Hey King!
Before I go there’s just one thing.
Prey tell me I just have to know,
What is it that is worn below?”

“Nothing” says he with royal hauteur
It’s all in perfect working order!