Disclaimer:i do not own lotr or anything else that i use in this story.

A/N: I will be using other characters from other movies or T.V. shows or books. Please feel free to make requests. Thanks to pv for beta-reading.
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‘Send in the morons,’ Sauron shouted at a random orc. The very next second the entire Fellowship came walking in. ‘Take a seat,’ he told them with a glare. ‘Now what’s wrong with you all?’ That second everyone started rambling. ‘One at a time!’ They all stopped short.

‘How about you, the rugged looking one. Go first.’
‘Well,’ Aragorn started, ‘I keep getting the feeling that Boromir doesn’t like me.’
‘Where did you ever get that idea from?’ Boromir asked sarcastically.
‘Well, you’re always mumbling about how you should be king, and how Gondor is “your city”.’
‘OK! I’ve had enough! Go to the “work-out-your-problems-together” room, and work out your problems together.’
Boromir and Aragorn went to the aforementioned room.

‘That’s obvious,’ Frodo said.
‘I agree!’ Sam said after.
‘See, that’s my problem! He’s always following me EVERYWHERE, agreeing with me and calling me “Mr. Frodo.” I hate it!’
‘Um may I ask why you aren’t helping us?’ Gandalf asked Sauron.
‘Because, I’m only here to listen. Now go on before your time runs out.’

‘My problem is the whole fellowship,’ Legolas started, ‘they are poorly groomed and rude. They don’t respect me, my hair-care products, or my make-up. Like Merry and Pippin – they are pigs! They stole my food ’cause they ran out. And because of that, Mr. Accuses-everyone-and-everything-but-himself (Gandalf) told Eomer and Faramir that I’m anorexic.’

‘Well you weren’t eating anything,’ Gandalf said to Legolas.
‘Merry and Pippin stole my food!’
‘We only did it cause we ate all of ours,’ Merry joined the argument.
‘See that’s my point, they’re pigs!’ Legolas stated.

‘Well, my problem is, all of you are bumbling idiots,’ Gandalf raised his voice louder.
‘Mr. Frodo is not an idiot,’ Sam joined in again.
‘See, there he goes again!’
‘I’m the only idiot here!’ Pippin said very loudly.

‘OK, that’s all until next time when we see what happened in the “work-out-your-problems-together” room with Aragorn and Boromir,’ said Sauron as everyone kept arguing.

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