The Story Of Frobo (no, this is NOT a typo)

Chapter 1-the badness of Frobo starts

All of you know of the story, “The Lord Of the Rings” of how Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin went to Rivendell to form a Fellowship with Gimli, Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, and Gandalf. They set out on a quest to destroy the one ring, which the evil Lord Sauron forged on Mount Doom many years ago. Frodo and Sam split from the Fellowship and run into the creature Gollumn who tries to kill them to get the ring. Well everything turns out ok and Frodo destroys the ring but what you don’t know is how Frobo, Frodo’s mysterious Evil brother cam into play.

Now you must understand that Frobo wasn’t exactly evil…just very very bad. But only when he wanted to be, he liked going outside and smoking his pipe and watching the flowers bloom. That was until Frodo was born, then Frodo got all the attention, Frodo was the one everyone loved. So that’s when he started to think….. “What if I could invent something so evil that everyone would have to listen to me? Like a ring…yeah…an evil evil ring…NAHH could never work” so he dropped that idea and started think, “What bad thing could I do?

Frobo has been jealous of Frodo ever since they were tiny hobbits. Except for when Frodo got the chance to live with Bilbo. That’s when Frobo felt lucky. You see he didn’t have to live with some crazy guy who constantly obsessed over some ring and loves to make himself “disappear” as the rumors go. Frobo considered himself lucky for once… until he had to live with him to.

****A COUPLE YEARS LATER****

Frobo was having a miserable time today, like all days since he had gone to live with Bilbo, all day he’d help clean and sweep and always being told to be more like Frodo, “Why don’t you sweep the porch like Frodo does, Why don’t you clean the kitchen like Fordo does, blah, blah, blah” every day he had to hear about this. The part he liked about the day was when everyone went down to the tavern to have some ale with their cousins, Merry and Pippin and Frodo’s friend, Sam the gardener, who Frobo always thought were a little strange. Frobo got to go outside on the porch and look at the flowers… plotting badness Frobo never knew what kind of badness to plot because he was never truly bad he just really like thinking about one day being bad, wearing a leather jacket, with a motorcycle and maybe, one day, if he was really bad he’d shave his feet! But that was all thinking and plotting, no action.

****SOMEWHERE ELSE IN A FAR DISTANT PLACE BETWEEN TIME AND SPACE YOU HEAR A VOICE****

“Frobo………….Frobo………….get it… get the RING!” *CLASH*

Suddenly Frobo woke up with a bruised head, he had nodded off and fell of his chair and hit his head on the porch. “The dream it seemed so real. But yet it wasn’t” Frobo said. But the dream had been real for that very night the night was Bilbo’s 111th birthday. Bilbo had

disappeared and Gandalf had come to warn Frodo. When Frobo had awaken from his dream he heard noises inside and realized it was Gandalf and Frodo talking about some Ring and the End of the world of the freemen, he turned around to try to get things back in order he saw Sam trimming the Verge, Sam yelled out to him, “Hello Frobo!” so loudly that Frobo jumped and fell into the bushes, Frobo was so mad at him he threw him in too. Then he disappeared and heard more yelling it was Gandalf…something about dropping eaves…. it was all a blur…then…he heard the voice again “Frobo…FROBO…can u hear me testing 1..2…3, ok well if you can hear me this is Sauro…I mean Sally (Suddenly the voice gets higher) listen the evil Bilbo took a really nice ring of mine and I would really like it back.”

Frobo was confused…again…he had heard all the bad stuff about the ring and all the bad stiff that might happen and about the really bad…and that when it hit him…BAD I can be BAD…..

“Yes, I can be BAD!” said Frobo, “I can ummm…. give the ring to Sally or Sauron what ever his real name is..

****FROBO THINKING****

If his name was Sally no wonder he confined himself ,with a girl name….(no offense 2 anyone named sally) “You know I bet you he was teased by all the other taking over middle earth villains when he was at school.”

****BACK TO STORY****

But in fact his name was Sauron so all that thinking had gone to waste. He quickly hid in a nearby bush as he heard Gandalf tell Frodo stuff about meeting him at the prancing Pony and to hurry up AND NEVER PUT THE RING ON!!!! he could tell that was a biggie. So he saw Frodo leave with Sam and Gandalf . he then snuck inside and took a walking stick, a cloak and lots of food. he then set if fir the Prancing Pony.

****THE INN OF THE PRANCING PONY****

Now Frobo had gotten there a lot earlier then the four hobbits because he hadn’t run into the ringwraiths on his way there. anyway Frobo is just sitting in this little corner minding to himself thinking where this Sally/Sauron person lives and how he can get it there when all of a sudden this big old brute (Known as Strider) sits right in front of him blocking his view (and of course at that same moment the four hobbits come in and sit down). Frobo moved left and right but he couldn’t see the hobbits. then he heard a noise a sort of scattering sound as people got up and started screaming (This of course was when Frodo puts on the ring) and all of a sudden he heard a screaming sound (this of course was the ringwraiths). Now you must know if you’re truly evil at heart this noise will not effect you, this effected Frobo, he hated the noise he had no idea what it was and he was very scared in fact you would have never seen a more scared hobbit unless I showed you one in a picture or something. Anyway back to the story, Frobo hated the noise of ring wraiths but luckily he had just bought some earplugs from the bar tender. Anyway thisrude person who was sitting in front of him (this is Aragorn) was gone ! but so were the hobbits! “Oh Great!, all that walking for nothing!” said Frobo. “I might as well get a room, be back at the Shire tomorrow.” So Frobo went up to his little hobbit room, took out his ear plugs, and as he was reaching for the doorknob it began to turn the other way, and Frobo started to hear some voices so he quickly hid. it was that man (Aragorn) and the hobbits!. So Frobo started following them into a weird small room that seemed lower then the rest of the rooms (this of course was when Aragorn and the hobbits were trying to hide from the ringwraits).Then Frobo went back to wearing the earplugs, right after Aragorn said, “Hey little hobbit dudes were going into the freaky deaky wild dude!”

**** THE WILD****

Now as you can imagine it had been a couple of days since Frobo has eaten and so he’s pretty hungry. As he was walking, he tripped over an apple just out of nowhere.(This of course was when Pippin had asked for second breakfast). They kept walking and walking until they got to a place to rest( this of course was when Frodo got stabbed by a Nazgul blade). He of course didn’t hear the screams because of the earplugs. So he kept walking on and on. (Another thing to know about Frobo is that he takes his earplugs off when he sleeps). So one night he was woken up by a strange light (Arwen). He went to investigate, making sure he took his earplugs, but at the same time he fainted.