The ten most stupidisterest things you could do in Middle-earth by nazgul911
10. Tell the Balrog he can pass.
9. Have a staring contest with the eye of Sauron.
8. Tell a Nazgul to beat up an honor student.
7. Use Gandalf’s staff for firewood.
6. Drink the water in Galadriel’s bowl… thing.
5. “Go” on one of the trees in Fangorn Forest
4. Mess with Legolas’s hair.
3. Tell Gimli he resembles a elven woman.
2. Hot glue the fellowship’s swords in their sheaths.
1. Taunt Sauron with the ring.
23 Comments
Rotfl!I LOVE IT! HEE HEE!*dies laughing*
lol! ‘go’ on one of the trees in Fangorn!! ROFLMAO!!
Sharkey
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Hahahaha! Funny!
CUTE!!!!! So funny!
Those are some pretty stupid things you could do and they would probably get you killed.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! HAHAHAHA wee~ ahem! good one! XD
heee-heeeeee.
Good stuff.
*mutters*he Gimli resembles an Elf woman.he.
i loved the 2nd one tee hee hee it was great
That’s funny! Have a staring contest with Sauron? BRING IT ON!!!
Ahahah! I like this list
Hahahahahahaha….*snort* Hot glue the Fellowship’s swords in their sheathes…*snicker*
I lkie the way you think! That’s a good one! I sent it to my friend. She’ll get a laugh out of it!
Very funny!
Awesome!!! I laughed my butt off reading it!
Definitly the best!!! Hey if you guys like this you should check out his other works..lmbo
HALARIOUS! Keep em coming!! That wasn’t stupid. 🙂
That’s funny.Its the funniest thing i’ve read so far.
Um…okay…movin’ along.
i think nuber 4 is the most dangerous
Nice me… keep it up!
Wait, was I not supposed to do that fifth one?
Tell the Balrog he can pass. About that…
LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLL So hilarious!