Hello there! Ok, so it’s not Christmas, *sob*, but that doesn’t mean that there’s no such thing as breaking the rules! Remember, this is just for fun, and if nothing in this song makes sense, then that means that I’ve done my job.

Any references to J.R.R. Tolkien’s creations, Disney, or The Very Secret Diaries are intentional, but not intended to hurt anybody. They are all for “hilariousness”.

This is a little spoof on “The Twelve Days of Christmas” my sister Leia and I wrote a few months ago, as a result of boredom. As usual, we sometimes get a little “crazy” and do things when we’re bored. *wink* If you were us though, I think you’d find it quite enjoyable. 🙂
Frodo sings the whole thing, so just try and imagine him singing the tunes.
I hope ya’ like it! Any reviews or comments are greatly appreciated. 🙂

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*music starts* *bells ring in the backround*

On the first day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: A cool, shiny, ringy thingy.

On the second day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy thingy.

On the third day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the fourth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the fifth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Fiiiive Eeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the sixth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Six Pippin apples, Fiiiive Eeeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the seventh day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiiive Eeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the eigth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Eight lembas crackers, seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiive Eeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy, thingy.

On the ninth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Nine moldy mushrooms, eight lembas breads, seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiiive Eeeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy thingy.

On the tenth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Ten turquoise travellers, nine moldy mushrooms, eight lembas breads, seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiive Eeeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy thingy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to me: Eleven butterbeers, ten turquoise travellers, nine moldy mushrooms, eight lembas breads, seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiive Eeeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, and a cool, shiny, ringy thingy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas…Lord Sauron gave to meeeee: Twelve WETA workshops, eleven butterbeers, ten turquoise travellers, nine moldy mushrooms, eight lembas breads, seven Dwarven ales, six Pippin apples, Fiiive Eeeeeeagles, four Merry Poppins, three Elvish rings, two pointy hats, aaaaand a cooooowel, shiiiiny, ringyyyy, thiiiiingyyyyyyyyyyyy.

*audience claps* <---- at least I hope so!! 😀 Hope you enjoyed it!!