TheThe Fellowship of WaKoS by NessaHornblower
Disclaimer:I do not own Draco Malfoy,Harry Potter,Hermione Granger,Ronald Weasley,or any character from the LotR seiries. I only own Maria Suzzette.
(Ron,Harry,&Hermione are about to Floo powder themselves to Diagon Ally when somthing terrible happens.)
Ron:Wait! I forgot to brush my teeth!
Harry&Hermione:EWWWW!
~meanwhile at the Malfoy Mansion~
(Darco is reading “The Fellowship of the Ring” and wondering what would happen if he Floo powdered himself to the council of Elrond)
Draco:I wonder what would happen if I floo powdered myself to the council of Elrond?
(Harry,Hermione,&Ron step up to their fireplace at the same time Draco stepps up to his)
Draco:The council of Elrond!
Harry:D…*cough* *cough**gasp**pft*
(they end up in a pile in Rivendell)
Draco:Get your mudblood self off of my pureblood self!
The trio: WHAT?
(Draco blasts them all off)
Hermione:Where are we?
Draco:~whistles~
Ron:*tackleing Draco*Where are we!?
Draco:(strained) We’re in Rivendell. Get off me!
(Harry takes Ron off of Draco.Draco stands up)
Legolas:*walking up to them*What are you? Mortals? Hobbits?Stunted elves?
Ron:STUNTED HOUSE-ELVES! NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
(tries to hurt Legolas but Harry And Hermione hold him back while Draco hisses in his ear)
Draco:You idiot! HE is an elf!
(another elf runs up to Legolas)
Maria Suzzette:The council is starting!You’re being called!
Legolas: Thank you Mary Sue.
Maria Suzzette:*strangleing him* I’M NOT A MARY SUE! I’M MARIA SUZZETTE!
(walks away)
Draco: Oh! Can I go to thge council! PLEEEEESE!
Legolas:Fine.You and your friends may come.
(they go to the council and sit down.they fall asleep until…)
Gandalf: ASH NAZG DURBATULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM-ISHI KIRPATUL!
(They scream and are thrown out of the council)
~at the end of the council~
Sam:Mr.Frodo isn’t going anywhere without me!
Merry&Pippin:Wait we’re coming too!
Draco,the trio: So are we!
(everyone looks at them and laughs)
Boromir:They are only children!
Aragorn: They probably can’t even use a sword!
Harry: I have used a sword! And i slew a great beast!
(everyone is silent)
Elrond: What did you kill?
Harry: A giant serpent!
Elrond: It is settled.All 13 of you shall be the Fellowship of the ring!
Ron and Pippin(in unison): Great! Where are we going?
More is coming! Please review!
53 Comments
Any ideas or comments?*nervous laugh*
Hehehe dat made me chuckle! ummm… yes… can u do more? PLEASE??????
That’s brilliant! Especially the Ron and Merry bit: ” Where are we going?”
Hehehehehehehe! Very Good!
This is a really great story. combining my two favorite book series man why didn’t i think of that. There stories rock
I love it! I can’t wait for more!:)
LOL! Kool story… hard to follow but very kool and cute! Keep writing!
Hi!
i think your story is great! and funny.
Funny, but possibly v. v. boring to anyone who has not seen the HP films.
This is insane.
I love it!
do more do more do more do more do more do more do more do more PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that is so FUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more?
Moose??
funny!!!!!!!!!! Ron is sometimes such a blond…..even though he’s a red-head, and meaning no offense to you if you’re reading this and are blond…..
OMG!!!!!! that is sooooooooooooo funny!! kinda short, but who cares! i love it! write more!!!!!
Love it! Can’t wait to read more. And can’t wait to see Haldir’s reaction to Draco… 😉
Woo-Hoo! That was awesome. Pleez continue.
I love it…*far of look*…*mumbles*I love draco too… *laughs to self*
OMG i have to say that this is one of the most funniest crossover stories i have read so far! lol please write more! seriously i must know what will happen! this is getting good!
OMG i have to say that this is one of the most funniest crossover stories i have read so far! lol please write more! seriously i must know what will happen! this is getting good!
So funny! You’re doing great! :p
V. funny story. I only have 2 problems. 1) Draco seems to be getting on remarkably well with Harry, Hermoine, and Ron, and everyone else. When did he stop being evil? 2) Harry seems to be an idiot.
This is great,I’ve always wondered what it would be like if people from Harry Potter got stuck in Middle Earth!
great, can’t wait til the next page
This is a really funny and is a good story. I can’t wait for the next chapter!
haha this is funny!!! but make the chapters longer!!! 🙂 and make Draco evil.. er? eviler? yeah…
Lol, that was good, Maria Suzzette, Mary Sue, well that especially made me laugh, and stunted house elves, very funny. Elrond would have a fit about the breach of naturally nine, but as I myself have written a story in which I inserted myself and four of my friends into middle earth. We werent Mary sues though.
I love Maria Suzzette, she makes me laugh, and what is with Harry and the creepy Nazgulness!
Ah well, onto the next chapter.
Hmm, we have different views of lame, it still made me laugh lots, though I noticed a distinct lack of Maria Suzzette, will this be remified?
: I’ll save him My little Mellon!
lol, that made me laugh quite a lot. As did the rest of this chapter. MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!
Love the blonde joke, another good chapter, update soon pwease.
Helloooooooo Nessa, Loved it, very funny, I dont overly object to blonde jokes, although i’m so blonde I got the colour wrong (I’m a brunette) However, you made fun of my elf=boy *sulks for a few minutes then forgets the reason for her sulking* Wazooo, bibbidi boboadi bo. Slightly hyper, very good mellon nin, namarie.
He he he…that was funny…Interesting combination…I just think that you should put in more very soon…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY DO ANOTHER CHAPTER PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE(i’m a but I’m not offended becauase I’m smart…and modest)
LOL! I am a blonde, but I wasn’t offended. Only one problem…. Legolas NEVER misses! Oh well. V. funny!
Have never seen a more distasteful fanfiction + someone who can’t deploy HP & Company more skillfully. No offense meant.
This is…er…strange. It is very funny though. Please write more!
P.S. What happened to Harry?
Why haven’t you updated in ages?!?! Very good, and I wasn’t offended. I can identify with Legolas on the dumb blonde jokes.
pppppwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!! That is awesome!!! All I can say. THat and… WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um and hun, it’s CaRadras, not CaLadras. just a qwikee note! Otherwise LOVED it!!!
lolThis was cute. I really like HP, so I’m glad you’re writing this. Please hurry with the next chapter.
lmpo
(laughing my precious off)
🙂
I’ve always wanted to see what LOTR+HP makes and now I know. I really want to see an HP versus Balrog showdown! (Or against something else hugely powerful)
LOL! That was great. It’s about time you updated. Please don’t wait so long this time!
FINALLY YOU UPDATED!!! Very good chapter. Kudos to you!
LOL!!!!! Too funny!!!!! More soon please!!!!!
Kind of dumb and pointless, but entertaining on a boring day such as this.
The idea was good, but a lot of it doesn’t make sense. The whole thing with Harry and the birds… really doesn’t make much sense. I think if you worked on consistency a bit more, it’d be great.
THis is awesome! You should totally write more! Love the: Ron and Pippin say in unison: Where are we going?
LOOOL, sooooo write more. 😉
omg!!! i just read them all. I love them. I’ve read a few other hp lotr mix things but this one was the best :D:D:D
I love it…It’s odd, and random but I love it. Well, It could help that I also love Harry Potter and can see all of the characters doing that…
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Mwahahahahahaha thats so great!! Carry on lmao, but make Draco more hostile if you understand me lol. But its really excellent! Maybe if you made Sam + Draco fight haha. Please carry on! xxx
Its so great! Please carry on! xxx
Bloody Hell!!
That was awesome!! Please write more soon!! I reckon you’d give Tolkien and Rowling a run from a pink bunny for their money!!! PLEASE WRITE MORE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t stop please? It’s funny! It’s nice to read something funny after reading other stories that had character death and are extemly sad.
But enough about those. Please write more!
That’s awesome!! I love it!! Please keep writing.
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is amazing!
Me again. Maybe you could do x_Lady_of_Light_x’s idea, some thing along the lines of Draco shouting some random spell while Sam bonks him on the head with a frying pan.