Things not to do while watching LOTR in the theater by Eowyn0909
Things NOT to do while watching LOTR in the theater…
1. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
2. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: “The Ring.”
3. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
4. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, “And I did it…. MY way…!”
5. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
6. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
7. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
8. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
9. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: “That’s what I’m Tolkien about!”
10. See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
11. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
12. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
13. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, “I see dead people!”
14. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
15. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
16. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte’s really let herself go!”
17. Go to the movie dressed as Shelob and when she captures Frodo loudly inquire “Hmmm… How should I eat this hobbit? Extra poisoned or original recipe? Or maybe I should go with raw, with a slight hint of paralysis?”
18. Lead everyone in the theater into doing Frodo’s “chicken dance” (Thanks for that idea Miss Gollum!)
18 Comments
lol great!
LOL! Very funny!!
Thats off of a msn sight…
hehehe i like the “i see dead people!!” one… very cool
haha thats great…when rotk goes to the cheap theater me and my friend are going and doing alot of that stuff like point and laugh when someone dies…
Great “story”! You mean your NOT supposed to do that stuff?
Cute.
lol I wouldn’t want to be in a theater with you during the shelob scene. That would be very freaky, seeing spiders crawling around!
hahahahaha, that is sooooo funny! I am seeing Return of the King tonight, im gonna do all that stuff! (well almost all of it) You forgot, trying to lead everybody in the chicken dance when it comes on! (oh the shame!)
these are funny. i’ll have to try them
lol. I lloved that, it was very good. I’ll need to try some of those with my friends.
lol. I lloved that, it was very good. I’ll need to try some of those with my friends.
that was funny i accually laughed. I’m going to show this to my other cousins that like LotR’s!.
keep up the good work! hey in fact….. I’m going to read this again since its sooooo good!!!!
XD that’s SO FUNNY! I sould have done some of those when me and my friend saw ROTK the second time, there was a REALLY annoying guy….hmm uh anyway! REALLY GREAT!
hahahaha… that was very funny, one of the funniest I’ve read! *and I’ve read a lot*
Oh man. Please just tell me you were being creative and didn’t do any of those things. Good ideas though! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i wish i coulda done a lot of that stuff
Woahwoahwoah, I WASN’T supposed to do that stuff? Darn it….. Even though I saw none of the movies in theater….. I was VERY helpful when it came down to it…