Things to never.... by lothlorien_queen
Thing you never say to Sam:
1. Gollum ate all the seasoning salt
2. Gollum has a crush on you
3. Frodo’s run away from you again
4. Sam I’m sorry, when i was trying to kill Frodo with you frying pan it cracked.
5. Gardeners sucks
Things to never take from Sam:
1. His seasoning salt
2. Frodo
3: His frying pan
4. PO-TAT-OES
5. Elven rope
21 Comments
LOL its really funny please write some more of theise!!!!! The are hilarious
These were pretty funny. Just don’t go too ‘MY SHAMPOO!!!’ with Leggy or it won’t really be funny. Know what I mean? Anyway, these are good!
interesting! Entertaining!
I love the first one. ‘Gimli is hotter than you.’ Tee hee.
Funny, but I’m very protective with in-characterness, so I can’t say it was my favorite. Just for kicks, though, its fun!
3. Pippin stole your lip stick: Hahahhahaha. LOL!!! Pipsqueek and lipstick!!!
Aw, I really liked it! It was short and funny and to the point! I like my stuff like that! It made me smile, and not many things online make me smile. Keep up the great work!
Weeeh! I like this one! Don’t you dare touch his scarf!!! *huggles Pipsqueek*
Heehee, the very first one is really funny when you say it to the tune of, ‘na-na-na-na-na-na.’
It was great!
*stifles giggles*
all I can say is….MORE, MORE, MORE!
KOTD
This is hilarious! I was laughing out loud more than once, and my family looked at me weird. They’re probably send me to a psycho ward, ’cause at the end, I shouted *really* loudly, “a clean pair of underwear!” Yah. I’m nuts. Well done, I liked your writing!
*laughs hysterically*
I LOVE THESE!!!! My favorites are Gimli’s and Aragorn’s. “The Bridge Scene with Arwen” and “Captain Jack Sparrow could beat you any day.” are absolutely classic! Great job!!
You should do Smeagol and Gollum next!
~Celtic_Ringspell
The Merry and Pip ones are hilarious! Cheers~
These are really funny! My fave was the frodo and sam one. You really took the characters funny parts and expaded on them.
WOW these are so funny and I love how we made the characters so stupid but still honorable well keep up the good work and make more. cheers to you 😀
I love these, they’re really funny! But as a side note, Elijah Wood actually didn’t wear contacts. 🙂
very funny! and, dragon master, lij does wear contacts, but only because he has really bad eyesight and they werent to make his eyes blue. his eyes are naturally that freaky…*runs and hides from all the lij fangirls*
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!
:-)))
good job!!! I like it
I’d be mad if my potatoes were taken from me, too…XD