To Do: by lothriel20311
A LOTR obsessed friend’s TO DO List:
1. Get an accumulative of swords, bows and arrows.
2. Find victims to brainwash and make think that the world is Middle Earth.
3. Turn this “earth” world into Middle Earth.
4. Turn the washington monument into Mordor.
5. Melt trees to make orcs.
6. Find more victims, just for fun.
7. Capture LOTR cast members and hide them in closet.
8. Kill anyone who stands in the way (also anyone who made fun of you in school u know, called u geeks and whatnot.)
9. Take over the world.
10. Make Viggo get that sexy rugged look back.
12. Tell Elijah to grow his hair back and stop growing that fuzz on his chin.
13. Eventually rule middle earth.
14. get 9 sychos to run around in black bedsheets and screaming. (nazgul)
15. find ALOT of horses
***note***aragornlvr912 also helped with this fanfiction.
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Now why didn’t I think of that? Great list, now what was the first one again………?
16.write some fanfiction like this one (hehehe, lol)
17.learn elvish
18.convince all the fellowship (your friends, of course) to learn elvish and write notes to them in class (in elvish, of course)
19.Do your homework (in elvish, of course)
20.Take vacations in Lothlorien
21.Complain in geography class that they don’t even talk about the REAL world…
22. Complain in history class about the fact that none of THAT history ever happened (not the real world, any way…
23. Find even more people to annoy…
24. Until when everybody in school hears about tolkien, they think about you
25. Go see RotK (again)
26. Go see RotK until the people that work there start bidding on how many times you will come
to continue…
=)
16. Break all Legolas’s arrows and blunt his knives. (so he doestn’ kill Steph when he finds out she stole his hairbrush) -elvengrace be to you- stridersbabygurl
You forgot that you need to have a threesome with Dominic Monaghan and Orlando Bloom. Hehehehehe….
this is very funny! might have to try it one day(jks) 😉
very good…sounds like something i might do…
6. through 9.—done. XD
So true of me,’so true…….