Top 10 reasons Aragorn never washed his hair by ithillinde
Top 10 reasons Aragorn never washed his hair
10) He was trapped in the 90’s and thought the grunge look was still in.
9) He really thought Arwen was attracted to his “manly” smell.
8) He thought that hair grease would make his hair shinier then Legolas’.
7) He wanted Gimli to stop trying to braid his hair.
6) He was annoyed at Legolas for pushing Legolas’ own hair care line.
5) It’s how rangers find each other in the dark, by smell
4) The last time he tried to wash his hair in Galadriel’s bowl she wouldn’t give him a scalp massage.
3) He really liked that just got out of bed look.
2) He liked scaring the Hobbits with his “foul” look.
1) He couldn’t find a shampoo that gave him that “Kingly” feeling.
12 Comments
cute.
This is very funny!!!
That was so creative,Ithillende!I loved it.Keep at it!
LoL thats gr8. I’ve never thought of that b4…
LOL!! Very good humor! I love it!
your an inspiration (tear)
I really like this! Number five is really good. LOL! Good stuff, that. Keep it up!
lol v. funny!
I really like it. Im still laughing
LOL..
aha! very funny….simple and so funny!
Very creative! Loved it! “It’s how rangers find one another; by smell!