Top Ten Ways To Tell That You Are Obsessed With LOTR by Belba_Bracegirdle15
10 ways to tell you’re obsessed with
LOTR
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Tolkien’s wonderful work. Hope that’s good enough.
10. You have a life-size in your room.
9. If you do have a life size you brag to everyone
that you have one.
8. You scare people whenever you see the One
Ring by putting it on your finger and yelling,
“I’m invisible!! You can’t see me!!”
7. You have made a “replica” of Sting out of rubber bands and paper towel roles.
6. On your B-day list you have over 18 things from LOTR that you want.
5. You only ever speak in Elvish.
4. You once loved movies like Star Wars and now it has become “Old School”.
3. You have made people not even want to watch
LOTR because you talk about it all the time.
2. You have learned how to write in Elvish or
Dwarvish.
1. You have asked your principal to change your Social Studies to “The History of Middle Earth” or to have Elvish as a second language.
9 Comments
You kow what’s sad? When you answer yes to all of these! Oh well, I am proud to be this big of a fan! Great Job!! -The1smeagle
lol I talk soo much about LOTR my best friend hates it. And I can write in Dwarvish….
Hehe have a great day
WOW!!! I read this and I started laughing HISTERICALLY!!!!!!! I am laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eys… My mom walked into my room and now she probably thinks I’m crazy, but thanx for proving the fact that I AM OBSESSED!!!
-Arya
HEY BELBA MY FELLOW SISTER IN JESUS!! YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!! This is so funny. Thanks for letting me help. And thanks for helping me with “Legolas Greenleaf…”. We need to get together and get more chapters. I better go, have fun! OH! How is your stand-up doing?
In Christ
Nellas
Yep, that’s me (or would be if I wasn’t terrible at learning elven, and had a life-size). And I scare my friends by huddling in a corner and whispering ‘my preciousss…’ just to see their reactions…bwahahah…. 🙂
this is really cool
Hey Every one for reading and reviewing!!! I’m sorry that it isn’t all that funny. but i’m trying. Thanks Again!!!!
Hehe, I’m definitely obsessed. Quoting the books at random times is also a sign of obsession. May the pants live forever unwithered!
DENETHOR…THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
lol! Funny! Sounds like me, except my replica of Sting is made out of aluminum foil! lol! Great list!