TTT commentary,part 1 *UPDATED! Not done yet!* by Aragorns-Estel
(AE = Aragorns-Estel, HEM= half_elven_maiden)
opening:
which movie is this? i saw this already!
oh man, we’re having deja vou!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo and Sam meet Gollum:
Whoa where did that eye come from.
Smell what?!
Oh no, frodo shriveled up! No wait…
kill it! kill it!
somebody, SHUT IT UP!
HE LIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Insted of following gollum, why didn’t they just get a map?
Merry and Pippin:
hey they’re giving them piggy-back rides!
The 3 hunters:
“is he alseep?” “no,he just moved”
he’s hot, he’s really hot, ewwwwwwww!
*Aragorn picks up leaf*
is that plastic?
what’s that hairy thing rolling down the hill?
*they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard*
isnt Isengard the other direction?
*Isengard* Saruman is quite the gardener. He
should hire Sam.
Wow, he needs to fire his interior decorater.
*showing Mordor’s armies*
Look, an army of ants.
*Sauron’s eye*
Got visine?
*Orcs making weapons*
Who is their metal shop teacher?
Ewww..
*Rohan*
RUN!!!!!!
*Golden Hall*
Theoden didn’t look like that on the posters.
*Wormtounge walks in*
Guess who is the evil one? It’s obvious..I hope..
Are we the only ones who want to shoot certain
people in the movie?
Guess what Wormtounge wants for Christmas…
*Merry and Pippin, captives of Orcs*
Merry: “Remember the Old Forest?”
AE: What Old Forest?
HEM: *shrugs*
Rohirrim to the rescue!!!
*3 hunters, again. (Not that we are complaining..)*
Do you hear something? Hide!!
Gimli Murder Attempt #22- Stomped by horses-failed. Crap…
*The 3 hunters meet the Rohirrim*
Aragorn-Get your spears away from us..but kll the dwarf anyways…
Gimli Murder attempt #23-Beheaded by Eomer-failed cuz of Legolas..not a smart choice buddy..
Gimli Murder Attempt #24-Thrown off horse-failed…sadly…
6 Comments
ha ha ha, u need to update this soon
LOL! I was thinking some of those things too.
Hey, I ALWAYS think Aragorn’s asleep that first time you see him! Every flipping time…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha…ha…hehehe…hehe…ha….ahem…sorry. that was great. has it really been 3 yrs. since someone reviewed this? gosh…
i just wanted to add that isengard IS the other direction. don’t know how many people had to miss that for it to make it into the movie. my dad and i crack up whenever we hear that line. “The Uruks turn northeast. They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! They must be lost…”
xD So funny… Merry: Remember the Old Forest? AE: What Old Forest? HEM: *shrugs *
That was hilarious… I thought half of that too!