Fifteen Ways That LOTR is Like Real Life

1. Some of us have “magic” and others don’t.
2. Some people are like orcs. Ugly and even with makeup look ugly.
3. You can fall off a cliff and still live (just think about Niagra Falls).
4. Everyone wants rings. Especially if it has diamonds…
5. In every boy group at least one is ugly.
6. In all boy groups at least one is cute.
7. A mine just isn’t a place for a horse.
8. The future in-laws are always trying to send you away.
9. Your friends will always stick up for you.
10. Atleast someone at a party’s going to get in trouble.
11. If one of your friends were at a secret meeting place you would go too. Wouldn’t you?
12. Theres always something unknown lurking in the forest.
13. If you lip someone off thery might just want to kill you (so don’t do wat Gimli did to the Rohirrim)
14. If you get shot you don’t always die (50 cent took 9 bullets and never died)
15. If you ask for something small you might get more then one. (Gimli and Galadriels hair)
16. Any creatures that call your ring “my precioussss” can’t be trusted
17. Spiders asre dangerouse and MUST be killed! (I’m scared of spiders so that one fits in LOL)
18. ALWAYS be nice to trees and DON’T hurt them or their friends or they might hurt you. (Sarumon REALLY should have known that!)
19. Even the smallest person can change the future.
20. True friends will go anywhere with you even if it’s a trip to a great volcano to throw away a ring.

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