What if This happened... by foolofatook26
At Lothlorien
Frodo: [looks into basin and sees Galadriel choking him to death]
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.
Frodo:[saids quietly] I will give give you the ring, if you ask it of me.
Galadriel: good call
AT Prologue
Galadriel/Narrator:Much that once was is lost. For none now live, who remember it.
Elrond:Except for us Elves, who live forever!
Galadriel: Three were given to the ELves, wisest, fairest of a beings
Elrond:Who do not indulge in such things
Galadriel:Quiet halfbreed. Sven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen.
Elrond:And their names were Grumpy, Snezzy, Bashful…
Galadriel:DO you have to be here?
Elrond:I mean, why ldoes it have to be seven? Is anyone thinking SNow-White?
Galadriel:I’m sure it’s just you.
Elrond: I’m telling you, Sauron has got some issues.
Galadriel:No, is that why Sauron is trying to take over the world?
Elrond: Sauron is trying to take over the world?
Galadriel: If some people people would let me tell the story…
At The Shire with Sam and Frodo
Sam: Gandalf told me, ‘Dont you lose him, Samwise Gamgee.’ and I don’t mean to!
Frodo: DO you really mean that, Sam?
Sam: No, Not really .I just wanted to see your face when I sad that!
Frodo:[bashes Sam on the head with his stick] Never didn like that guy..
8 Comments
LOL! are you going to write any more of these?
Oh my god that’s funny.
Very Funny I loved them Please write more of them!
I love Elrond’s interruptions in the Prologue!
The only thing you could do to make it better is proofread!
Keep it up!
THATS ALL?!?!?!?!?!?! THATS ALL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I want more *cries*
*hehe* very funny! I liked the Galadriel and Frodo part in the first section! lol!
really wierd
Very cute! I’d like to see more. 😀