Whose Line is it Anyways? by princess_elf
Gandalf: Welcome everyone to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where the points don’t matter. Today’s contestants are Legolas, Frodo, Aragorn and Gimli! The first game is Scenes From a Hat. First scene is “Lines that would have changed the movie if you added ‘just kidding’ or ‘NOT!'”
Frodo: I will take the ring to Mordor. NOT!
Gimli: My lady. (Imitates Éowyn) Lord Aragorn? Where is he? (Normal voice) He fell… Just kidding!
Legolas: And you have my bow. NOT!
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan’s crops or villages, they come to destroy it’s people. Down to the last child. Just kidding!
(BEEP) Gandalf: “Things to never tell Elrond”
Elrond in crowd: HEY! WHO PUT THAT!
Aragorn: Arwen and I are running away and she says hopefully we’ll never see you again.
Legolas: That tiara just doesn’t go with that robe.
Gimli: I saw Aragorn and Arwen in the forest the other day kissing.
Frodo: I’m the one who used up all the Strawberry Bubble Bath
(Beep) Gandalf: Our next game is Song Titles. This is for everyone. You can only talk in titles of songs.. Lets get started.
Frodo: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Aragorn: Silver Bells
Frodo:…. (BEEP)
Legolas: Red Red Wine
Aragorn: It’s About Time
Legolas: Unforgivin
Aragorn:… (BEEP)
Gimli: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Legolas: We are 138
Gimli: Knockin’ on Heavens’ Door
Legolas:…. (BEEP)
Gandalf: Well that’s our show. See you next time on Whose Line is it Anyway?
8 Comments
Glad I inspiered you to write a who’s line episode.
my god that was funny!I give it a 10!
Are you going to do another episode??? that was cool!!!
SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! i was laughing all the way with tears streaming down my face. write some more!!!!
That was great!
Very entertaining! Add more, I love “Who’s Line” and using LOTR characters makes it even funnier! toodles!
LOL^_^ I like it!!!
This was probably funnier to me than to a lot of others, because I just got done watching ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’!! But it was still VERY funny!!! If you intend on writing more, I think you should throw in the game where one person is a REALLY bad director and everyone else are his really odd actors who never get anything right. And the Irish Drinking Song one, but change it to ‘Elvish’ Drinking Song, or something. lol