Why Hama Should NOT Have Died... by Cute_Parrot_of_Mordor
(In the throneroom)
Theoden: Who am I, Gamling?
Gamling: What do you mean? You’re Bernard Hill!
Theoden: Gamling, read the script.
Gamling: (Gamling looks at script) You are our king, sire.
Theoden: And do you trust your King?
Gamling: No, not really.
Theoden: GAMLING, look at the script and memorize it!
Gamling: (looks at script again, while helping Theoden with his armor) Your men, my lord, will follow you to whatever end.
Theoden: To whatever end.
Gamling: Is there an echo in here?
Theoden: I’m telling the story, so shut UP!!
Gaming: (silence)
Theoden: Where is the horse and rider?
Gamling: I dunno.
Theoden: Where is the horn that was blowing?
Gamling: Why don’t you blow it?
Theoden: (Trying to keep his temper under control) They have passed like rain on the mountainside. Like wind in the meadows…
Gamling: (excitedly) I love meadows and mountainsides!! Why did we just the Uruk-Hai army?
Theoden: SHUT UP!!! One more incorrect remark that is not in the script and I will KILL you!!
Gamling: Okay
Theoden: The days have gone down in the west, behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?
Gamling: I dunno, but that’s entirely your fault.
Theoden: That’s it! DIIIIIEEEEE!!! (Pulls out sword and starts chasing Gamling)
Gamling: (Thinking) Hama, why did you die? (Continues running with Theoden close behind)
13 Comments
*chortle*
*dies laughing*
Very cute! Next you should write “Why Haldir Should Not Have Died.” I’d like to see what you could come up with!
pretty good! I was an awesome twist on my favorite TTT scene!! YOu should do some more!
Might I point out that this is, in fact, a roundrobin, and WE can continue the story? This looks QUITE interesting…
whoa……….. i have not laughed so hard in my life….. wow that was good…….
~ Chelsea (OBIRC)
*struggles to type because laughing so hard* you have a gift my friend…. an extremely valuable gift…. i LOVED it 🙂
*~Chelsea~*
Funny! Do more outtakes!
Lol, my favourite chapter is the Theoden and Gamling one, it’s great write more!
i enjoyed this so much! thanks!
wow!!! had me rolling on the floor! thanks
Theoden: GAMLING, look at the script and memorize it!
Niiiiiiiiiiice 😉
Absolutely Hilarious! I loved it!
Absolutely HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard reading this!