Mr Short, Mr Tall
Why do you have it all?
I’m so short and stumpy
I get compared to Humpty
Dumpty fell off the wall
and had a great big fall
now he is poor ol humpty
no more the egg dumpty
Aragon, Im green with envy
I’ll see one day why
but you oh you are huge
you’re like an ogre
ogre ogre ogre
Plants such as weeds
are taller
blades of grass
are too
I don’t mean to fuss around
I’m just short and round
Frodo has no cares Aragon
However I do
Please give me your secret
Of being so tall
I will do anything
even eat your door