You know you're obssesed when... by ~cursed~elf~
You know you’re obsessed when…
1.)You manage a completely LOTR web site.
2.)When you see a flock of crows flying overhead you yell “crebain from Dunland! HIDE!” and jump into the nearest bush, or ditch, or something along those lines.
3.)When you see birds on the ground you run through them screaming, “fly you fools”.
4.)You cry when Frodo leaves Middle Earth… EVERY STINKIN’ TIME!
5.)You can quote the movies/books word for word.
6.)When it’s your birthday you hang a sign somewhere saying “no admittance except on party business” and hold a huge LOTR themed party and won’t let anyone in unless they have a proper LOTR costume on.
7.)Your acquaintances think you’re weird for liking LOTR so much.
8.)Your friends think you’re weird for liking LOTR so much.
9.)Your family thinks you’re very weird indeed for liking LOTR so much.
10.)You laugh hysterically at every little funny part of LOTR.
11.)You wear a replica of the One Ring on a silver chain around your neck and refuse to put it on or let anyone touch it.
12.)If anyone tries to touch your ring you pull away and start talking to it like Gollum.
13.)When somebody really starts to annoy you pick up the nearest pointy item and ask them, “do you want me to smite you with Sting? DO YOU!”
14.)You use quotes from the movies/books in everyday conversation.
15.)You yell out “FRODO LIVES!” or something along such lines everyday out of habit.
16.)You yell out things in Elvish everyday out of habit.
17.)You see a word like “celebration” and star to pronounce it “kelebration”.
18.)You see things like “token” and “habit” and see “Tolkien” and “hobbit”
19.)You compare EVERY LITTLE THING to something Tolkien.
20.)Gollum DOES live in your basement.
21.)You try to order Lembas at fancy restaurants.
22.) You use the cast’s nicknames like “Lig” and “Daisy” and are shocked when people don’t know who they are.
23.)When somebody gets hurt you say, “they’ve been stabbed by a Morgul Blade, this is beyond my skill level, he needs Elvish medicine” or ” he needs kingsfoil!” even if it’s a she.
24.)You make LOTR personality quizzes.
25.)You make LOTR knowledge quizzes.
26.)You write lists like these.
33 Comments
20/s6 apply to me. I’m with you all the way lol.
I’M OBSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said yes to most of the questions, and when I turned around to read them to my mom who was in the room with me, she tried to STRANGLE ME!!! I love LotR just too much.
you know you are obsessed with lotr when you refer to each character like they’re your friend
you know your obsessed with lotr when you act out scenes from the book/movie
youre obsessed when you get hour long turns playing lotr trivial pursuit because you just wont get one wrong
Funny stuff and most of them apply! Lol π
What’s really scary is, I relate to most of these! Okay, also When I lose something, I say “where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us!” like Gollum! So, yea, and “LOST! The Preciouse is LOST!” That would be cool! Anyway! groovy!
love ur ‘obsessed when’ story. im not sure how 2 do the red robin thing…so if u want u should put:
when in a grocery store, at the vegtable stand, u act scared, point at the veggies, and scream “u’ve been into farmer maggots crop!” then run away.
wonderful!:D i LUV LOTR!! and im definitly obbssed:D:P
yet again very good! π
i want u to write more:)
Love it. not surprisingly, i have done a lot of those things…but does Gollum really live in your basement?? I wondered where he went after he fell into Mount Doom….
YESSSS! Middle Earth here we come! That was great! I say all of us LotR freaks leave the country and inhabit some little place and make Middle Earth! Cheers!
Ok just to show how obsessed I am…Aragorn’s line is “this is beyond my skill to heal” not “this is beyond my skill level.” Great otherwise. Most of these apply to me!
Aren’t some of those from Arwen-Undomiel.com’s geek test?
dose gollom really live in your basement? oooooooooooooo cam i meet him?
vv good, only if i may make a slight suggestion. It’s “Lij”, not “Lig”. other than that, really good!! only problem is.. i’ve done most of these things. Namarie!
Wow, just wow this so bloody hilarious but the scary thing is i’ve done more of things on the list than i care to admit!
*snicker snicker* i love the new list… someone add a lornger one!!!! And look, meleth_nin_estel, I have no spelling abilities. I’m terribly sorry, but there’s nothing I can do about it.
OMG!!!!!im gonna show my mom she’ll freak!way more than 1/2 of these apply(except i dont wear my ring all the time ne more-the paint started peeling…)
pity me.i dont share my b-day with anyone π
Wow. that’s hilarious! *stares* I’m obssessed…and I admit to a…few…of those. =D
Those were some interesting things, you guys/girls (which ever you are). I wish I could do some of those things. But I don’t have any resources to. But don’t feel sorry for me. I’ll get my chance when I have MY OWN money!
This was great! iI’ve done numbers 2,5,7,8,9,10,11,14,18,19, and 25. I think that a lot of Tolkien fans have done things like these. Excellent work on this! ~God bless
Very nicely written. I’ve done most of these things, and the others sound like a very good idea! *Goes to look for a flock of birds*
It’s scary how many of these things I’ve done…
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check… Actually, I’ll just put one big CHECK on every list… there’s only about half a dozen of these I actually haven’t done/would really like to do. Scary, isn’t it?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is GOOD! Nice to know there are more crazy people like ME!!
Pretty true! How about this one:
You write a series of Elvish poems and turn them in for English homework and your teacher comes to you with a shocked face asking if you made them up..
or something like that!
Wow. I qualify for almost everything in the list and lots of stuff in the comments, too. Everything I have not yet done goes on my bucket list.
That is like the funniest thing ever, btw.
this christmas morning, i came downstairs and my grandma is all like: whats today? and i ansewered that the fellowship of the ring departs Imladris and it completely slipped my mind that it was christmas. my grandmother was not impressed.
i had a dream that i was in the cafeteria with the fellowship and Aragorn traded lunches with me and then Gimli tried to steal it. actually, i should write that as a fanfic.
I am officially obsessed. YAY!!! It’s nice to know that I’m not the only LOTR loony out there. π