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Post The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Parody, Free to All!)
on: May 23, 2004 11:20
The mountains zoomed by.....mountains.....pleasant snow on the mountains......sounds of gandalf in flashback...
Inside of Moria in the flashback.
Gandalf falls with the balrog, and fights with it.
As they enter a large chamber, it zooms out. Chanting to make the action.....an old man falling with a fire creature.

Then Frodo awakes calling none other than: Gandalf!
Sam comes to him: Master Frodo! Are you ok?
Frodo: No mother....Sam
Sam: Ok my precious
Frodo: Food again sam? I thought you got outside alot?
Sam: Yes indeed Mr. Frodo. I grow it, I eat it!
Frodo: Oh sam, you never get down do you?
Sam: Evil black clouds make me sad....

They then walk around the rocks and fog for an hour or so.
Sam: Can you smell that?
Frodo: You bet your toes I can! I told you to stay away from me after you eat!
Sam: No, it smells like a marsh!
Frodo: We are being tracked by Gollum

They then find a clean space to sleep, while above them gollum crawls.
Gollum: Must find the precious! Must..Take it home and buy nice things for it! Our precious! Mine! Ours! Mine! Ours! Mine! Weee!

He gets closer.
Gollum: Must talk louder precious! Must wake the hobbitses up!
They jump up and pull him down.
Gollum: Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As he grabs sam, frodo comes with a sword.
Frodo: Remember this? Bilbo had it!
Gollum: Stupid hobbit
Frodo: Let him go or I'll say I'll kill you!
Gollum: ok.

-Morning-
Gollum: Rope we dont like!
Sam: Die!
Gollum: (Crys)
Frodo: He is delecate sam! Don't break him!
Sam: Hes the bad guy!
Frodo: And I am ok with that now

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Post RE: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Parody, Free to All!)
on: June 05, 2004 08:44
orcs: are running
Lurtz: Why did you dopes just say that we're running?
orcs: we are very hungry okay?

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meanwhile . . . .
Aragorn: They are arguing *sigh* you guys aren't even listening!
Legolas:Oh come on Gimli I just want to comb your hair!
Gimli: No get away from me you maniac!
Aragorn: You two are seriously not helping at all *shrug*

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riding on orc back
Pippin: Hey you
orc: what?
Pippin: You stink!
orc: Why you little *chokes pippin:
Merry: Hey look it's Brad Pitt *points at treeish man*
Brad Pitt: I'm not here so just shutup!
p&m&orcs: okee dokee!

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Grima: Eowyn oh Eowyn where for art thow Eowyn?
Eowyn: Don't make me use my kung-fu on you!
Grima: Theodred is dead dead dead dead dead dead!!!!!
Eowyn: *walks away* What a gerk!

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