“Just as I suspected. The dwarves didn’t pay their electric bill.”
Whats this? Annual Wizard wages decreasing by 10%? I’ll see about that
mmmmm let’s see – wish that jackson had a clearer handwriting
“hm…so THATS what happened to Jimmy Hoffa”
“Nope, no directions outta here. We’re screwed.”
“Why did Tolkien wrote so long? I wanna know the end!”
“What… is he killling me?”
hang on this cant be right- the script says i fight with a balrog and fall into the abyss.
I don’t remember reading this in the contract….
*drums, drums in the deep* ”huh
…I didn’t know this place had a marching band”
Legolas and Arwen.. Hey I didnt read that in the books!
So *that’s* the problem! It was supposed to be three *teaspoons* in that recipe, not three *tablespoons*!
…and they lived happily ever after….
Oh!? Am i suppsoed to be reading this? Someone call Gimli…
argh… i always knew it will end like this…
Just some light reading material
“That’s the trouble with these Oprah Bookclub novels-they’re stupid, but you just can’t put them down…”
so they died …uhhuh…
“Balrog..Balrog…B..A..L….Argh!”
Hey, it’s ok everyone! Turns out I don’t die but come back with a bleach job.
Gandalf: ok ok pippin, i’ll read u a bedtime story but it really isn’t necessary
“So THAT”S how Harry kills Voldemort! I’ll have to remember that!”
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“Just as I suspected. The dwarves didn’t pay their electric bill.”
Whats this? Annual Wizard wages decreasing by 10%? I’ll see about that
mmmmm let’s see – wish that jackson had a clearer handwriting
“hm…so THATS what happened to Jimmy Hoffa”
“Nope, no directions outta here. We’re screwed.”
“Why did Tolkien wrote so long? I wanna know the end!”
“What… is he killling me?”
hang on this cant be right- the script says i fight with a balrog and fall into the abyss.
I don’t remember reading this in the contract….
*drums, drums in the deep* ”huh
…I didn’t know this place had a marching band”
Legolas and Arwen.. Hey I didnt read that in the books!
So *that’s* the problem! It was supposed to be three *teaspoons* in that recipe, not three *tablespoons*!
…and they lived happily ever after….
Oh!? Am i suppsoed to be reading this? Someone call Gimli…
argh… i always knew it will end like this…
Just some light reading material
“That’s the trouble with these Oprah Bookclub novels-they’re stupid, but you just can’t put them down…”
so they died …uhhuh…
“Balrog..Balrog…B..A..L….Argh!”
Hey, it’s ok everyone! Turns out I don’t die but come back with a bleach job.
Gandalf: ok ok pippin, i’ll read u a bedtime story but it really isn’t necessary
“So THAT”S how Harry kills Voldemort! I’ll have to remember that!”