“Hey, I didnt bet that Lorien was going to fall year 2440!”
Next time, please breathe a little quieter…
“And stinking of beer and sausages kinda gave you away too.”
It’s not that you breathe loudly, it is just the odor from your breath is very unbearable, let us put you out
of your misery
“I have the eyes of a hawk…” (except when I cant see 2 inches in front of my face in broad daylight)
well gentlemen… I didn’t mean that about tossing dwarfs and all
…and I was only kidding about that whole “no-one trusts an Elf”
I think that helm will not be any good against elf-arrows from so close…
I think that’s what Gimli’s thinking too Animir…
ooo look fella’s i was gonna give you the gold tomorrow, but with moria out of business and all..ya know
“uh oh”
“Hey watch it ! ! Those things look sharp ! Don’t… don’t point those at me !”
this is a hit against dwarven rights!!!
Ok, I’ll go blindfolded *wait that’s the book version*
“That is a sweet manicure, darlin’!”
If Gimli hadnt been breathing so loudly!!
Umm..This was delibarte it was delibrate! I knew they were coming i knew it!!
i have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox .. that i forgot to bring on this excursion
Gimli: Hi I’m looking for Galadriel………aaannd some clean underwear!
Oooh, this might not be good!
yes, that would be an arrow 5 inches from your face
mmm… doughnut…
And the voice of Matt Foley (you know,”VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER” guy from SNL).
….and the brain of a troll!
“Ummm, you didn’t hear what I said about an elf witch casting evil spells, did you? Because I was kidding!”
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“Hey, I didnt bet that Lorien was going to fall year 2440!”
Next time, please breathe a little quieter…
“And stinking of beer and sausages kinda gave you away too.”
It’s not that you breathe loudly, it is just the odor from your breath is very unbearable, let us put you out
of your misery
“I have the eyes of a hawk…” (except when I cant see 2 inches in front of my face in broad daylight)
well gentlemen… I didn’t mean that about tossing dwarfs and all
…and I was only kidding about that whole “no-one trusts an Elf”
I think that helm will not be any good against elf-arrows from so close…
I think that’s what Gimli’s thinking too Animir…
ooo look fella’s i was gonna give you the gold tomorrow, but with moria out of business and all..ya know
“uh oh”
“Hey watch it ! ! Those things look sharp ! Don’t… don’t point those at me !”
this is a hit against dwarven rights!!!
Ok, I’ll go blindfolded *wait that’s the book version*
“That is a sweet manicure, darlin’!”
If Gimli hadnt been breathing so loudly!!
Umm..This was delibarte it was delibrate! I knew they were coming i knew it!!
i have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox .. that i forgot to bring on this excursion
Gimli: Hi I’m looking for Galadriel………aaannd some clean underwear!
Oooh, this might not be good!
yes, that would be an arrow 5 inches from your face
mmm… doughnut…
And the voice of Matt Foley (you know,”VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER” guy from SNL).
….and the brain of a troll!
“Ummm, you didn’t hear what I said about an elf witch casting evil spells, did you? Because I was kidding!”