…and now I will make my lovely assistant disappear—-!
You will unite or you will fall…
… and here we have a pretty stone table…
…we’ll start the bidding at 5..do I hear 5..
Get those guys out of the backround
Have a seat, and we’ll begin the exam.
To my left we see an exhibition ofbrainless humans..(Elves are better)
He’s indicating Frodo should put the Ring on the pedestal…
“Will the REAL Ring-bearer please stand up?! Oh Wait! Wrong show!”
Table for two? Right this way please. Ahh, here it is. Our finest.
“No Frodo, you said YOU would bring the turkey…”
“Just hurry up will you? The sun’s killing my eyes!”
please just bring the ring and no one gets hurt well mabey argorn for liking my daughter
“This is the stone table that Boromir has agreed to strip on. If any of you object to that, you may leave…
…whenever you want to. nobody’s forcing you to be here.” Legolas:”See ya!” *runs off*
*all leave* boromir stares around. hmmmabey its the big shield i have that scared them off?
Boromir, if your chair is not comfortable, you can sit here.
Whose Ring is it Anyway?
So, Mr. Baggins…I see you have been living two lives. One as Mr. Underhill and one as a Frodo Baggins.
Would you like to come up here and explain this to every one?
lets start the biding at 1 golden ring for these two handsome elves, and some men.
Have You All not noticed “What goes Around! Comes Around”.
EXAM???!!!*Shudder* sorry-had to be said!
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about….
Behold, my favorite exhibition table… (( beg pardon, elrond! ))
what about the object on the right?! I want that one! roflmao @ the comments again, you lot are killing me
Boromir, are you trying to steal the ring?
Strangers from distant lands, friends of old…you’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor.
Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unit or you will fall.
Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Frodo.
“Bring forth the ring Frodo Baggins”
Elrond; Just put your head there Sauron! this is a quick and fast death… good boy
what’s with the fourth guy from the left?!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
“And over here is the council of Elrond, circa Third Age 3018. Here Elrond decided to…”
Frodo! Stand here! Never forget to do your buttons again!
“Previous to sending the ring off, Frodo has agreed to do a little strip-dance for us on this table…
ARWEN!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU”RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE COUNCIL!!!”
*Arwen skips off happily, Aragorn runs away crying, Frodo starts swinging his trousers over his head*
Elrond: Whos the dead man who stole my sundial??
Elrond:…And here lies the… hey wait, where is the ring? Pippin? Pippin: ooh, shiny* staring in amazement*
Elrond: Damn hobbit just but the thing down!
boromir: When is lunch? Or dinner? or breakfast?
on my first one i wrote the wrong ting srry. it’s put not but.
please put the piazza right here. thank you!
“put the ring here so gimli can break his ax for trying to destroy it.”
“Welcome back, Mr. Ander….. Baggins, we’ve missed you”
“Now if you’ll follow me this way, I will show you the sword that was broken…”
for Valinor’s sake, just leave the bottle…
I love this color!
i luv that scene!
elrond: will someone dance on this thing with me?
Elrond looks like he has no eyes..creepy……
E:’ Come Mr.Frodo, take your seat on the execution char…*everyone in the background looks on eagerly*
F:’AHHH! Mad elves! (OOps I spelt chair wrong)
sure, I’ll dance with him on that thing =D
or any other thing
I want to run up and give him a biiiig hug.
. . . . . . . . I want a volunteer for this trick who wants to come??????
*curtsies low to Lord Elrond* Indeed a Lord I have no wish to anger! Really royal.
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo…
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…and now I will make my lovely assistant disappear—-!
You will unite or you will fall…
… and here we have a pretty stone table…
…we’ll start the bidding at 5..do I hear 5..
Get those guys out of the backround
Have a seat, and we’ll begin the exam.
To my left we see an exhibition ofbrainless humans..(Elves are better)
He’s indicating Frodo should put the Ring on the pedestal…
“Will the REAL Ring-bearer please stand up?! Oh Wait! Wrong show!”
Table for two? Right this way please. Ahh, here it is. Our finest.
“No Frodo, you said YOU would bring the turkey…”
“Just hurry up will you? The sun’s killing my eyes!”
please just bring the ring and no one gets hurt well mabey argorn for liking my daughter
“This is the stone table that Boromir has agreed to strip on. If any of you object to that, you may leave…
…whenever you want to. nobody’s forcing you to be here.” Legolas:”See ya!” *runs off*
*all leave* boromir stares around. hmmmabey its the big shield i have that scared them off?
Boromir, if your chair is not comfortable, you can sit here.
Whose Ring is it Anyway?
So, Mr. Baggins…I see you have been living two lives. One as Mr. Underhill and one as a Frodo Baggins.
Would you like to come up here and explain this to every one?
lets start the biding at 1 golden ring for these two handsome elves, and some men.
Have You All not noticed “What goes Around! Comes Around”.
EXAM???!!!*Shudder* sorry-had to be said!
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about….
Behold, my favorite exhibition table… (( beg pardon, elrond! ))
what about the object on the right?! I want that one! roflmao @ the comments again, you lot are killing me
Boromir, are you trying to steal the ring?
Strangers from distant lands, friends of old…you’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor.
Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unit or you will fall.
Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Frodo.
“Bring forth the ring Frodo Baggins”
Elrond; Just put your head there Sauron! this is a quick and fast death… good boy
what’s with the fourth guy from the left?!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
“And over here is the council of Elrond, circa Third Age 3018. Here Elrond decided to…”
Frodo! Stand here! Never forget to do your buttons again!
“Previous to sending the ring off, Frodo has agreed to do a little strip-dance for us on this table…
ARWEN!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU”RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE COUNCIL!!!”
*Arwen skips off happily, Aragorn runs away crying, Frodo starts swinging his trousers over his head*
Elrond: Whos the dead man who stole my sundial??
Elrond:…And here lies the… hey wait, where is the ring? Pippin? Pippin: ooh, shiny* staring in amazement*
Elrond: Damn hobbit just but the thing down!
boromir: When is lunch? Or dinner? or breakfast?
on my first one i wrote the wrong ting srry. it’s put not but.
please put the piazza right here. thank you!
“put the ring here so gimli can break his ax for trying to destroy it.”
“Welcome back, Mr. Ander….. Baggins, we’ve missed you”
“Now if you’ll follow me this way, I will show you the sword that was broken…”
for Valinor’s sake, just leave the bottle…
I love this color!
i luv that scene!
elrond: will someone dance on this thing with me?
Elrond looks like he has no eyes..creepy……
E:’ Come Mr.Frodo, take your seat on the execution char…*everyone in the background looks on eagerly*
F:’AHHH! Mad elves! (OOps I spelt chair wrong)
sure, I’ll dance with him on that thing =D
or any other thing
I want to run up and give him a biiiig hug.
. . . . . . . . I want a volunteer for this trick who wants to come??????
*curtsies low to Lord Elrond* Indeed a Lord I have no wish to anger! Really royal.
Elen sila lumenn omentilmo…