“No-one trusts an elf”
” I wonder what Legolas looks like if i chop his hair off with my trusty axe ???”
Don’t you mean his rusty axe?
Rusty? That axe is sharper then most swords…
“NOBODY throws a DWARF!”
its actually no-one TOSSES a dwarf
“Don’t my braids looks cool? If you think that’s neat check out my painted finger and toenails.”
I still think the Rob Zombie look is really effective on the dwarves!!
“Must leave room for the ZZTop reunion tour..”
I’m gonna show them who’s the man… I mean dwarf!
Presenting Crusty, the long lost eighth dwarf!
“Darn those elves and their flawless skin! Must buy some new collagen eye cream.”
Man I’m ugly!
looks scary
I never wanna see a female dwarf, they have beards aswell, and that’s disgusting (all dwarfs are).
I Trust An Elf! Not Gimli, but I DO!!
“So many Elves…. Must…. refrain…. from…. screaming….”
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“No-one trusts an elf”
” I wonder what Legolas looks like if i chop his hair off with my trusty axe ???”
Don’t you mean his rusty axe?
Rusty? That axe is sharper then most swords…
“NOBODY throws a DWARF!”
its actually no-one TOSSES a dwarf
“Don’t my braids looks cool? If you think that’s neat check out my painted finger and toenails.”
I still think the Rob Zombie look is really effective on the dwarves!!
“Must leave room for the ZZTop reunion tour..”
I’m gonna show them who’s the man… I mean dwarf!
Presenting Crusty, the long lost eighth dwarf!
“Darn those elves and their flawless skin! Must buy some new collagen eye cream.”
Man I’m ugly!
looks scary
I never wanna see a female dwarf, they have beards aswell, and that’s disgusting (all dwarfs are).
I Trust An Elf! Not Gimli, but I DO!!
“So many Elves…. Must…. refrain…. from…. screaming….”