“There is evil that does not sleep”
Okay, this fellow needs to wash his hair!
“One does not simply walk into Morodor.” Boromir said flatly
“As a matter of fact,” he continued, “I tried it once.”
“What happened?” someone inquired.
Boromir blushed. “Nothing…they thought I was one of them.”
Boromir: “One does not simply walk into Mordor. There are certain
dance moves that one must know, to woo the Orcs that guard the gate.
The salsa or the cha-cha are particularly effective. However, there
men that have been known to waltz right in.”
But I personally prefer the YMCA method…orcs love the Village People
Yes, they remind them of their parents…
Actually…Boromir is one of the Village People.
He looks like he just smelled something foul in the air.
First Aragorn wasn’t washing his hair and now Boromir.Will this madness ever stop.
The foul smell? Gimli just bent over to pick his beard up off the ground..
“One does not simply walk into Walmart. There is evil there that does not sleep”
Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!
It’s gaurded by more than just orcs, it’s… Teletubbies… Boobahs…and “Gigli”. The horror,the horror.
Even Raven-Symone and Hilary Duff joined Saurons army. CURSE YOU DISNEY CHANNEL!
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“There is evil that does not sleep”
Okay, this fellow needs to wash his hair!
“One does not simply walk into Morodor.” Boromir said flatly
“As a matter of fact,” he continued, “I tried it once.”
“What happened?” someone inquired.
Boromir blushed. “Nothing…they thought I was one of them.”
Boromir: “One does not simply walk into Mordor. There are certain
dance moves that one must know, to woo the Orcs that guard the gate.
The salsa or the cha-cha are particularly effective. However, there
men that have been known to waltz right in.”
But I personally prefer the YMCA method…orcs love the Village People
Yes, they remind them of their parents…
Actually…Boromir is one of the Village People.
He looks like he just smelled something foul in the air.
First Aragorn wasn’t washing his hair and now Boromir.Will this madness ever stop.
The foul smell? Gimli just bent over to pick his beard up off the ground..
“One does not simply walk into Walmart. There is evil there that does not sleep”
Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!
It’s gaurded by more than just orcs, it’s… Teletubbies… Boobahs…and “Gigli”. The horror,the horror.
Even Raven-Symone and Hilary Duff joined Saurons army. CURSE YOU DISNEY CHANNEL!