“As for you, Legolas, without your hair conditioner, you are nothing!”
“…you are less then nothing, you will only be a sissy boy with two overgrown table-knives”
You call this a council? Where’s the beer?
“I wonder what Legolas’s conditioner could do for my beard?”
nono they’re so very right: without the long silky blond hair Legolas would look like……….. * pause *
Gimli I don’t think anything could help that beard. Not even Legolas’s conditioner.
“look, i can do a bubba (from forrest gump) impression!”
“There are snakes down there! Indy, you go first.”
Shut up elf! just shut up
Is this where he spits and it sticks to his beard? EWWW!!!
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“As for you, Legolas, without your hair conditioner, you are nothing!”
“…you are less then nothing, you will only be a sissy boy with two overgrown table-knives”
You call this a council? Where’s the beer?
“I wonder what Legolas’s conditioner could do for my beard?”
nono they’re so very right: without the long silky blond hair Legolas would look like……….. * pause *
Gimli I don’t think anything could help that beard. Not even Legolas’s conditioner.
“look, i can do a bubba (from forrest gump) impression!”
“There are snakes down there! Indy, you go first.”
Shut up elf! just shut up
Is this where he spits and it sticks to his beard? EWWW!!!