They are Nazguls!!!
“Yes, I said “Nazguls” not “Nostrils”! You are dense, Mr. Took.”
Pippin- “Dense?!!! whose dense???!!”
“Ringwraiths, but I am not afraid and I will save youfrom them later you halfings”
They were men….. once.
Yes, but you can see that was a looooooong time ago…
They are neither living or dead, they come hunting fart doers.
“Dense?! But I nobody is dencing?!”-Pippin
Do I still look good sitting here or should I move?
“Does the look on my face NOT tell you how incredibly handsome I am?”
ermmm scuse me strider..but from ur face it seems that uve just shaved =P
they’re gone, can I sleep now.
“i look so much more kingly on my porcelain throne that’s just across the hall”
“Hello, I’m Strider, Cheiftain of the Dunedain, I love long hikes in the moonlight and romantic nights at….
…Imladris.
Can you believe I’m -STILL- not king?
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They are Nazguls!!!
“Yes, I said “Nazguls” not “Nostrils”! You are dense, Mr. Took.”
Pippin- “Dense?!!! whose dense???!!”
“Ringwraiths, but I am not afraid and I will save youfrom them later you halfings”
They were men….. once.
Yes, but you can see that was a looooooong time ago…
They are neither living or dead, they come hunting fart doers.
“Dense?! But I nobody is dencing?!”-Pippin
Do I still look good sitting here or should I move?
“Does the look on my face NOT tell you how incredibly handsome I am?”
ermmm scuse me strider..but from ur face it seems that uve just shaved =P
they’re gone, can I sleep now.
“i look so much more kingly on my porcelain throne that’s just across the hall”
“Hello, I’m Strider, Cheiftain of the Dunedain, I love long hikes in the moonlight and romantic nights at….
…Imladris.
Can you believe I’m -STILL- not king?