“Can you hear me, Gandalf!?”
“the hills are alive, with the sound of music!”
What ‘La lo Shuang Blah Blah Blah.lah…”? He’s chanting rubbish!
“They’ll be dying on the mountain when I call, they’ll be dying on the mountain when…”
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP*
“All shall see me and dispare, because I went to school with Harry Potter!”
*singing* IIII’ve just rememberrrrrrrrrd, that i ammmmmm scared of heighttttttttts
I can’t-a hear you! I’m at the ciircus! *circus music ensues*
Umm…was that “curse you with the breath of the wind and the heat of the sun”, or what?
“DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!”
Gandalf: “Saruman! Go LONG!” Saruman: “I’m open!”
“Oh, Romeo…”
‘Wake up cruel Redhorn! May your blood-stained horn shall fall upon the enemy-heads’
Enemy my arse!!
But oh the hell the wind is wreaking to my hair
“We’re gonna stay at the Y…M…C…A…”
And now for the main event of tonight…. our solo opera singer: SARUMAN!!!
I wanna get ooofff the teeeacuups!
Wow, I’ve never actually *seen* someone open a can of whoopass
Saruman: I like big butts and i cannot lie! you other brothers cant deny…Legolas: Put a sock in it grandad!
Maybe Saruman wants a hug. Any volunteers? (I’m not gonna do it)
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“Can you hear me, Gandalf!?”
“the hills are alive, with the sound of music!”
What ‘La lo Shuang Blah Blah Blah.lah…”? He’s chanting rubbish!
“They’ll be dying on the mountain when I call, they’ll be dying on the mountain when…”
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP*
“All shall see me and dispare, because I went to school with Harry Potter!”
*singing* IIII’ve just rememberrrrrrrrrd, that i ammmmmm scared of heighttttttttts
I can’t-a hear you! I’m at the ciircus! *circus music ensues*
Umm…was that “curse you with the breath of the wind and the heat of the sun”, or what?
“DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!”
Gandalf: “Saruman! Go LONG!” Saruman: “I’m open!”
“Oh, Romeo…”
‘Wake up cruel Redhorn! May your blood-stained horn shall fall upon the enemy-heads’
Enemy my arse!!
But oh the hell the wind is wreaking to my hair
“We’re gonna stay at the Y…M…C…A…”
And now for the main event of tonight…. our solo opera singer: SARUMAN!!!
I wanna get ooofff the teeeacuups!
Wow, I’ve never actually *seen* someone open a can of whoopass
Saruman: I like big butts and i cannot lie! you other brothers cant deny…Legolas: Put a sock in it grandad!
Maybe Saruman wants a hug. Any volunteers? (I’m not gonna do it)