Is that face paint on your face?
“No, I was just born this way…”
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline! hehheh
No, no! It’s ESTEE LAUDER!
A face only a mother could love…to shove down a bottomless pit.
“Don’t make fun of me it’s glandular!”
“Where is he? We came to throw Boromir out!”
“What’s a dentist?”
who here laughed when he goes.. FIND DA HALFLINGS FIND DA HALFINGS. or was it just me?
Presenting the newest heartthrob in the Lord of the rings….uh wait! Wrong pic!
Aragorn: That’ll do….
Look it’z Bob Marley reincarnated. Cool. *Buffalo soldier.. Dreadlock Rasta….*
I’ve been contemplating a gold tooth.. What do you think?
*No I’m gonna be Iron…like a lion in Zion…Zion,Zion,Zion.Iron like a lion in Zion.
urrrggghhh…he is hedious… but he is still cuter than wormtoungue
it looks like a giant bird has pooped on his forehead
“bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
yup he’s gotta be cuter than grima. bleeech…
See, Legolas? When you take beauty tips from Saruman, you know the results are gonna be bad…
I USE TO BE AN ELF!!!!!!….Wait…. What?
WHO U CALLIN UGLY????!!!!
now he looks like the sorta guy ya could really dig…..a grave for!!
somebody’s got a toothache
i’m gonna get you arrg
“What is this ‘soap’ you keep mentioning?”
Lurtz grins….and the camera breaks.
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Is that face paint on your face?
“No, I was just born this way…”
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline! hehheh
No, no! It’s ESTEE LAUDER!
A face only a mother could love…to shove down a bottomless pit.
“Don’t make fun of me it’s glandular!”
“Where is he? We came to throw Boromir out!”
“What’s a dentist?”
who here laughed when he goes.. FIND DA HALFLINGS FIND DA HALFINGS. or was it just me?
Presenting the newest heartthrob in the Lord of the rings….uh wait! Wrong pic!
Aragorn: That’ll do….
Look it’z Bob Marley reincarnated. Cool. *Buffalo soldier.. Dreadlock Rasta….*
I’ve been contemplating a gold tooth.. What do you think?
*No I’m gonna be Iron…like a lion in Zion…Zion,Zion,Zion.Iron like a lion in Zion.
urrrggghhh…he is hedious… but he is still cuter than wormtoungue
it looks like a giant bird has pooped on his forehead
“bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
yup he’s gotta be cuter than grima. bleeech…
See, Legolas? When you take beauty tips from Saruman, you know the results are gonna be bad…
I USE TO BE AN ELF!!!!!!….Wait…. What?
WHO U CALLIN UGLY????!!!!
now he looks like the sorta guy ya could really dig…..a grave for!!
somebody’s got a toothache
i’m gonna get you arrg
“What is this ‘soap’ you keep mentioning?”
Lurtz grins….and the camera breaks.