“So….how was your day?”
Boromir: “Aragorn, why do you always have to sit next to me?”
“Ya know…you never told you this…but I’m really afraid of the dark.”
Boromir: “Hold me Aragorn”
“But you smell like garlic, Boromir.”
Aragorn: “Boromir, I need to ask you a big favor. I have a girlfriend now. So…
…I need to practice kissing. Do you think I could practice on you? Just once? Please?”
Aragorn: “Sure, as soon as you look, smell and feel as perfect as Arwen. Or Legolas, that will do also…
Aragorn: Borimir did you have beans for supper? Borimir: it wasn’t me!
Aragorn (cackling): Actually, it was me…but don’t tell anyone, especially Arwen!
Boromir, how many times do I have to teel you?? Hold it in!!
Boromir: Aragorn I am so hungry, maybe if I eat my finger my hunger pangs will stop.
Aragorn, thinking *I wish that stupid Gondorian would give up his aspirations to become a model.*
it’s kinda peaceful down here in a gloomy sorta way.
Boromir: “My mum is going to kill me…I didnt say goodbye..”
Boromir *thinking: This is a cruddy fire… Aragorn *whispers: Why is Legolas standing so close to me?
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“So….how was your day?”
Boromir: “Aragorn, why do you always have to sit next to me?”
“Ya know…you never told you this…but I’m really afraid of the dark.”
Boromir: “Hold me Aragorn”
“But you smell like garlic, Boromir.”
Aragorn: “Boromir, I need to ask you a big favor. I have a girlfriend now. So…
…I need to practice kissing. Do you think I could practice on you? Just once? Please?”
Aragorn: “Sure, as soon as you look, smell and feel as perfect as Arwen. Or Legolas, that will do also…
Aragorn: Borimir did you have beans for supper? Borimir: it wasn’t me!
Aragorn (cackling): Actually, it was me…but don’t tell anyone, especially Arwen!
Boromir, how many times do I have to teel you?? Hold it in!!
Boromir: Aragorn I am so hungry, maybe if I eat my finger my hunger pangs will stop.
Aragorn, thinking *I wish that stupid Gondorian would give up his aspirations to become a model.*
it’s kinda peaceful down here in a gloomy sorta way.
Boromir: “My mum is going to kill me…I didnt say goodbye..”
Boromir *thinking: This is a cruddy fire… Aragorn *whispers: Why is Legolas standing so close to me?