Images from Ralph Bakshi’s animated “Lord of the Rings” movie
“Longshanks” indeed!
Uh… for a King of Gondor he isn’t too modest is he?
been a bit liberal with the fake tan methinks
His nose is WAY TO BIG!
don’t worry about the nose…. Nicole Kidman would KILL for those legs…. damn, this is scary!
let me just say that I’m glad they ended the picture when they did.
see aragorn pick his nose with a pipe for the ” men without trousers charity fund”
Ooo! Strider’s really good at shavin those legs! Even around the muscles!
his sword is ugly , but Aragorn is … wrong
…Twitch…
huh, and aragorn said frodo drew too much attention
When Frodo say,”looks foul, feels fair” he must’ve been talking about those smooth shaved legs…
Its like a car crash. you’ve just gotta look. 😛
The Tolkien estate owes many things to PJ: making LOTR even more popular, staying pretty true to the books,
and most of all: for making Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean wear pants. (Never thought I’d say that, but…:P)
That glint in his eye is just plain scary.
I have lost my lunch.
Aragorn the Orc.
Looks a little too much like Pocahotas’ father to me. (Hope I spelled that rihgt)
*right* sorry
Who would like to raise money to buy pants for the men of Gondor?
Apparantly they cast Apache Chief from Superfriends in this part.
*is dying from laughter*
who is he posing for!?!?!?!?! o.O
He must be using Nair on his arms and legs.
he must be using/doing *something*!
Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS some pants.
LOLOLOL Shire maiden!!!!!!!!!!
So, who thinks Aragorn waxes? *has a seizure*
And I thought J.Lo showed too much skin
Burn this film with much lighter fluid and Kool Tan…and Viking helmets.
Mus not laugh….is serious moment…must not laugh….oh what the heck (blows up from laughing too hard)
*refrains from comment* … … …
uh….no coment…….
He’s not King of Gondor, he’s the Queen of gondor.
Oh, look! Aragorn is posing for the Men of Gondor pinup calendar!
umpa lumpa dupa de day
ew, man, get some trousers!! *shields eyes*
OMG he looks like a hooker! *dies of too much Bakshi-induced vomiting*
What do you mean I get no pants in this film?
he looks like he’s about to stick his pipe up his nose!
Bakshi-induced vomiting, indeed,mellon nin!*joins her in Mandos along with all other poor fans killed by
Bakshi overdose*
Is it me, or does Aragorn look a *tad* overweight??!?! x_X
HIS EYE! HIS EYE! AGHHH!
He’s fat, he’s wearing a skirt, his sword sucks, .. He looks like a SAXON!! Kill it!! Kill it!!
oh the terror. my therapy bill will be going out to whoever controls bakshis financial affairs very soon.
..good lord…I wonder what Viggo thinks about THIS…O_o;;;;
ewwww…..
eep!*hides under table*
I like the movie Aragorn better.
and Arwen LOVED this guy?!?!?!?! *thanks Viggo Mortensen sincerely for taking the part of aragorn*
(Chucks a pair of pants at “Strider” and flees for dear life)
Well, the Hilton sisters would kill for that skirt.
Oh my sweet Viggo…what have they done to you? Glad this was Before not After PJ
PUT IT AWAY!!!!
His… his sword is in the wall… it’s disapearing into a PLOT HOLE!
I laughed so hard at the sight of this!!!!!!
*stares** trys hardly not to laugh*
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!
Thank god for Viggo Mortensen!!
do you like my peach nail varnish
i guess “strider” (and i use that name as loosely as possible here) never heard of corrective denistry.
dentistry i mean. or pants. ewww….*shudders*
what was Bakshi thinking?! I’d really like to see someone wearing that wander through the wilderness…
I’m scarred forever…. ::crys::
how does someone lay low if they look like THAT?
Good question Itarilde Perianedhel! Ick!
YOU GO BOY!!! Work that mini skirt!
“dangerous folk (quote FOTR film)” … to right so. wouldnt fancy running into THAT in a dark alley.
This is where I pull any and all Aragorn is a drag queen evidence… *quotes Naruto icon* No amount of
therapy will ever make this okay…*end quote* Okay, that being said, I am gone.
*adds Bakshi’s LOTR to list of things I may need therapy for*
It’s not Aragorn, it’s Squanto! *hysterical tears*
*twitching uncontrolably* can’t…take…any…more…pantless….men….
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“Longshanks” indeed!
Uh… for a King of Gondor he isn’t too modest is he?
been a bit liberal with the fake tan methinks
His nose is WAY TO BIG!
don’t worry about the nose…. Nicole Kidman would KILL for those legs…. damn, this is scary!
let me just say that I’m glad they ended the picture when they did.
see aragorn pick his nose with a pipe for the ” men without trousers charity fund”
Ooo! Strider’s really good at shavin those legs! Even around the muscles!
his sword is ugly , but Aragorn is … wrong
…Twitch…
huh, and aragorn said frodo drew too much attention
When Frodo say,”looks foul, feels fair” he must’ve been talking about those smooth shaved legs…
Its like a car crash. you’ve just gotta look. 😛
The Tolkien estate owes many things to PJ: making LOTR even more popular, staying pretty true to the books,
and most of all: for making Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean wear pants. (Never thought I’d say that, but…:P)
That glint in his eye is just plain scary.
I have lost my lunch.
Aragorn the Orc.
Looks a little too much like Pocahotas’ father to me. (Hope I spelled that rihgt)
*right* sorry
Who would like to raise money to buy pants for the men of Gondor?
Apparantly they cast Apache Chief from Superfriends in this part.
*is dying from laughter*
who is he posing for!?!?!?!?! o.O
He must be using Nair on his arms and legs.
he must be using/doing *something*!
Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS some pants.
LOLOLOL Shire maiden!!!!!!!!!!
So, who thinks Aragorn waxes? *has a seizure*
And I thought J.Lo showed too much skin
Burn this film with much lighter fluid and Kool Tan…and Viking helmets.
Mus not laugh….is serious moment…must not laugh….oh what the heck (blows up from laughing too hard)
*refrains from comment* … … …
uh….no coment…….
He’s not King of Gondor, he’s the Queen of gondor.
Oh, look! Aragorn is posing for the Men of Gondor pinup calendar!
umpa lumpa dupa de day
ew, man, get some trousers!! *shields eyes*
OMG he looks like a hooker! *dies of too much Bakshi-induced vomiting*
What do you mean I get no pants in this film?
he looks like he’s about to stick his pipe up his nose!
Bakshi-induced vomiting, indeed,mellon nin!*joins her in Mandos along with all other poor fans killed by
Bakshi overdose*
Is it me, or does Aragorn look a *tad* overweight??!?! x_X
HIS EYE! HIS EYE! AGHHH!
He’s fat, he’s wearing a skirt, his sword sucks, .. He looks like a SAXON!! Kill it!! Kill it!!
oh the terror. my therapy bill will be going out to whoever controls bakshis financial affairs very soon.
..good lord…I wonder what Viggo thinks about THIS…O_o;;;;
ewwww…..
eep!*hides under table*
I like the movie Aragorn better.
and Arwen LOVED this guy?!?!?!?! *thanks Viggo Mortensen sincerely for taking the part of aragorn*
(Chucks a pair of pants at “Strider” and flees for dear life)
Well, the Hilton sisters would kill for that skirt.
Oh my sweet Viggo…what have they done to you? Glad this was Before not After PJ
PUT IT AWAY!!!!
His… his sword is in the wall… it’s disapearing into a PLOT HOLE!
I laughed so hard at the sight of this!!!!!!
*stares** trys hardly not to laugh*
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!
Thank god for Viggo Mortensen!!
do you like my peach nail varnish
i guess “strider” (and i use that name as loosely as possible here) never heard of corrective denistry.
dentistry i mean. or pants. ewww….*shudders*
what was Bakshi thinking?! I’d really like to see someone wearing that wander through the wilderness…
I’m scarred forever…. ::crys::
how does someone lay low if they look like THAT?
Good question Itarilde Perianedhel! Ick!
YOU GO BOY!!! Work that mini skirt!
“dangerous folk (quote FOTR film)” … to right so. wouldnt fancy running into THAT in a dark alley.
This is where I pull any and all Aragorn is a drag queen evidence… *quotes Naruto icon* No amount of
therapy will ever make this okay…*end quote* Okay, that being said, I am gone.
*adds Bakshi’s LOTR to list of things I may need therapy for*
It’s not Aragorn, it’s Squanto! *hysterical tears*
*twitching uncontrolably* can’t…take…any…more…pantless….men….