G: “damm, I messed up my manicure”
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
mmm orc blood! “mummy, i fell over in something nasty”
“Sorry I missed the battle, I was busy with my car. It got stuck”
“And now I’m applying for a mechanic. It’s a steady job.”
Is he frustrated?
He looks like a clown with the blue and white marquee behind him!
i told you never to play with tar
Either he’s playing around with fake blood, or some orc at the bar reeealy didn’t like him!
g: “excuse me mom, whenever i see strawberry jam i can’t stop eating. i promise to wash my hands.”
“man…my oil in the car leaked”
what is the stuff?
his mom: Gandalf! how many times much i tell you! no more finger paints!
Gandalf: oow noo.. my hands are dirty, now i have to wash him agaain! and i washed them already 2 jears ago..
man, hate it when this happens.
maybe he should take ceramics… he’d look pretty good in there…
well, besides the fact that I haven’t seen clay that dark, anyways
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G: “damm, I messed up my manicure”
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
mmm orc blood! “mummy, i fell over in something nasty”
“Sorry I missed the battle, I was busy with my car. It got stuck”
“And now I’m applying for a mechanic. It’s a steady job.”
Is he frustrated?
He looks like a clown with the blue and white marquee behind him!
i told you never to play with tar
Either he’s playing around with fake blood, or some orc at the bar reeealy didn’t like him!
g: “excuse me mom, whenever i see strawberry jam i can’t stop eating. i promise to wash my hands.”
“man…my oil in the car leaked”
what is the stuff?
his mom: Gandalf! how many times much i tell you! no more finger paints!
Gandalf: oow noo.. my hands are dirty, now i have to wash him agaain! and i washed them already 2 jears ago..
man, hate it when this happens.
maybe he should take ceramics… he’d look pretty good in there…
well, besides the fact that I haven’t seen clay that dark, anyways