* I am the God of Hell Fire and I bring you…. FIRE! tup tuuuu tup tuuu * hah!
besides, you wouldn’t want good old Gandalf to start taking of his clothes…
How long can Gandalf ride the bucking Balrog?
“Whoo! Am I glad I wore my extra-strength anti-perspirant today!”
He can’t do much against a cave troll, yet is able to utterly defeat a balrog? Gandalf Math is confusing…
Balrog: Why is that thing still here?
Gandalf:”YEE-HAW!! Ride ’em, Cowboy!”
If the Balrog had an inner core of fire, and a bane of fire, y didn’t Gandalf burn to death? so confusing
DIE FIEND, DIE!! 🙂
And that’s for dragging me off that bridge!
That *really* doesn’t look like Gandalf to me…
B: i knew i shudnt have had that curry last nite. G: ewwww
DIE! DIE MORTAL DIE!
Balrog: “Ow! Ow! Stop it! Those timy little pinpricks really hurt!”
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* I am the God of Hell Fire and I bring you…. FIRE! tup tuuuu tup tuuu * hah!
besides, you wouldn’t want good old Gandalf to start taking of his clothes…
How long can Gandalf ride the bucking Balrog?
“Whoo! Am I glad I wore my extra-strength anti-perspirant today!”
He can’t do much against a cave troll, yet is able to utterly defeat a balrog? Gandalf Math is confusing…
Balrog: Why is that thing still here?
Gandalf:”YEE-HAW!! Ride ’em, Cowboy!”
If the Balrog had an inner core of fire, and a bane of fire, y didn’t Gandalf burn to death? so confusing
DIE FIEND, DIE!! 🙂
And that’s for dragging me off that bridge!
That *really* doesn’t look like Gandalf to me…
B: i knew i shudnt have had that curry last nite. G: ewwww
DIE! DIE MORTAL DIE!
Balrog: “Ow! Ow! Stop it! Those timy little pinpricks really hurt!”