Are you saying that my face is so unbelievably hideous that I could give an orc a run for his money?
did they have plastic surgery in middle-earth?
No, but Grima’s living proof that it needed to be invented!
One thing I’ve noticed about Grima, is that he’s a very colorful character…
He has blue eyes surrounded by yellow circles, white skin, purple lips, yellow teeth, and black hair! Yikes!
“Grima; taste the rainbow.”
mmm, tasty rainbowed grima…looks like an angry corpse
they didn’t have plastic surgery, but maybe a trip to a good day-spa….??
or a little bit of happiness? * Figwit gets glared at * yes, well, I will not mock this scene, it’s too sad
Me and my friend were almost screaming at this part. We thought he was gonna kiss her. *shudders*
He’s not that ugly. :/
“What’s that? I’m hideous, you say? Well, there are dozens of women who would just die to be in your place!”
Your words are poison? dammit! why do all the girls have to say that??
Alternatly: That`s the most unoriginal one I`ve heard since “I`d love to Grima, but I have to wash my hair”
yes, I know, these are under the wrong pic, but I couldn`t find the actual regection shot
soooo…that’s a “no” to Saturday, then?
i think he should have kissed her then. it would have made my day…
ouch, no, it would have wracked the scene… the touch was more intimate than any kiss could have been
i think i’d throw up if he kissed her; he reminds me of commodus in gladiator but theres a lot of differences
for starters, Commodus was a rich powerful emperor who could buy women but craved his sister?
”You know,you just look beautifull in the moonlight” ”Save your breath!”
and while Sam is happily sleeping,Gollum decides to play”the frog”in the border of a volcano,in the middle
woops,forget the last post!!!!!!!!!!
“What do you mean, I’m ugly? So you won’t go out with me?”
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Are you saying that my face is so unbelievably hideous that I could give an orc a run for his money?
did they have plastic surgery in middle-earth?
No, but Grima’s living proof that it needed to be invented!
One thing I’ve noticed about Grima, is that he’s a very colorful character…
He has blue eyes surrounded by yellow circles, white skin, purple lips, yellow teeth, and black hair! Yikes!
“Grima; taste the rainbow.”
mmm, tasty rainbowed grima…looks like an angry corpse
they didn’t have plastic surgery, but maybe a trip to a good day-spa….??
or a little bit of happiness? * Figwit gets glared at * yes, well, I will not mock this scene, it’s too sad
Me and my friend were almost screaming at this part. We thought he was gonna kiss her. *shudders*
He’s not that ugly. :/
“What’s that? I’m hideous, you say? Well, there are dozens of women who would just die to be in your place!”
Your words are poison? dammit! why do all the girls have to say that??
Alternatly: That`s the most unoriginal one I`ve heard since “I`d love to Grima, but I have to wash my hair”
yes, I know, these are under the wrong pic, but I couldn`t find the actual regection shot
soooo…that’s a “no” to Saturday, then?
i think he should have kissed her then. it would have made my day…
ouch, no, it would have wracked the scene… the touch was more intimate than any kiss could have been
i think i’d throw up if he kissed her; he reminds me of commodus in gladiator but theres a lot of differences
for starters, Commodus was a rich powerful emperor who could buy women but craved his sister?
”You know,you just look beautifull in the moonlight” ”Save your breath!”
and while Sam is happily sleeping,Gollum decides to play”the frog”in the border of a volcano,in the middle
woops,forget the last post!!!!!!!!!!
“What do you mean, I’m ugly? So you won’t go out with me?”